F B I ⚡️⚡️

Fart of the seal 🦭💨

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One too many mimosas 🥂, Krusty?

‘In my defense, I was blackout drunk when I shared this…’

“i’M A bUsiNeSsMAn” 💩💩💩

Time to clear out the affluent old fossils who act as controlled opposition.

The DNC fucked every god damn thing up.

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

Carville represents controlled opposition

None of this matters until the Starlink in swing states fiasco is addressed

From the “no shit” files.

“The late great Hannibal Lecter…”

Everyone— “wut?”

Orange is the new black

That’s hot

“Just whatever makes sen— FUCK”

Did he even say sorry?

Touché

We really need him to produce a chart of these levels he’s talking about, for the sake of comedy.

What could possibly go wrong?

Stock market futures be like 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

That haircut slaps! 👋