Drusas

I always want to pet the dogs. Even when I think that I don’t, I notice that I am already petting the dogs.

Women who are assertive in the workplace are described as aggressive, bitches, things of that nature. Men who are assertive in the workplace are described as confident or having leadership skills, that sort of thing.

Capitalization matters.

Anyone who downvoted this is clueless.

Definitely not relatable for all of us.

That is disturbingly high.

That’s wild. I think I’ve seen it three times now and I’ve definitely missed stuff. Thanks for sharing. I wish we had a bigger horror community here on the fediverse.

I am not sure I agree, but I will watch it again.

No episode hit harder than Jurassic Bark. Possibly no episode of any show ever. Except maybe the MASH finale. Maybe.

Well, both, but more the mother’s for that specific incident.

To be fair…that was their mother’s fault.

No. He won with 49.8% of the vote.

April 5. Everybody, do your part.

It’s pretty sad that two of the best and most outspoken journalists in our country are comedians. But I’m grateful to have them.

😥

I pay, think, $115 per month for the privilege of being my PCP’s patient. To be fair, though, there are no co-pays, she is very, very good, and I need very frequent access to my PCP due to multiple chronic health problems. So it saves me money. Still. You have to subscribe to a good doctor if you want them to be available for you.

It’s called concierge care, for anyone interested.

Your girlfriend’s daughter is drunk.

Also ivy. A curse on whoever first brought English ivy to the Americas.

I’ve got strawberries growing freely in my yard. I don’t see a problem. It stays pretty low to the ground and doesn’t out-compete everything like mint does.

Thank you! Time to lure some cats to the yard.

He’s been golfing and signing executive orders crafted by the Heritage Foundation this whole time. He doesn’t care what’s going on as long as he’s unobstructed.