My head canon is that this happens because Microsoft’s security team is feuding with whoever developed this particular software.

Roger that, my mistake.

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My wife has a twin sister. What do now?

Wendy’s

Does…does this mean Hungary paid for newly Widowed Erika Kirk to take the stage flanked by fireworks with a giant smile on her face while she was supposedly grieving?

Prolly should’ve used a picture of Shawn Michaels though

Don’t forget to add the dots to every one you get

You just activated neurons in my brain that hadn’t fired in 20 years

The unsubscribe button is just a placebo.

If you try to unsubscribe you’re a traitor, and probably antisemitic…somehow!

Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.

I had to do this with a PC once. I upgraded the GPU in an old HP, and then it would overheat playing Modern Warfare 2. Finally just took off the side of the case and pointed a box fan at it. Never overheated again.

Fair. And, quite frankly, overdue.

Tweet of Theseus

On Android or iOS? I’m pretty sure the iOS app is just a re-skinned Safari, isn’t it?

Head on collisions not interesting enough? Try adding cacti to your dashboard!

Linux: where you run a VM because niche proprietary software won’t run on Linux.

Windows: where you run a VM because a multibillion dollar company can’t figure out generic printer drivers as well as underpaid (or volunteer) open-source developers.