Cool, glad for y’all.

Hey, now that you’ve taken care of that, we’re having a little fascism problem here in America. We were wondering if you could, ya’know, return that little favor we did for ya in the 1940s?

How did this one not make the rounds when I was a kid? All we had was Claude Balls, Seymour Butts, and Jack Mehoff. Oh and super racist stuff about the Polish that stays dead.

You goddamn rubes. You’ve fucked us all.

This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.

None of that sounds like video games and pizza. What kind of weirdo are you?

Honestly I don’t think this should be a crime.

Single ply, extra thin, just like our corporate overlords intended it.

I can’t help but imagine their mom as an overly dramatic movie mom who spends 4/5 of the movie flailing and clutching her hair, running around screaming hysterically while everybody else ignores her completely until she passes out at the end from exhaustion.

Whiskey, hammer, baby rattle.

You’re not wrong, but that’s not going to work over the entire country. There’s just too much space to cover; the country would go bankrupt trying to provide mass transit everywhere that it’s needed. So while this could be, if you could convince people to actually do it, a solution in urban areas, it’s never going to work out in the thousands of miles of country and they have the exact same problems. They just have less traffic and more empty space to cross.

Have fun commuting 30 miles to work on that thing. Especially when there’s 8 or 10 inches of snow, -10 wind-chill, or there’s a thunderstorm rolling in. I’ve seen people do it; they look absolutely fucking miserable and it’s a miracle it doesn’t kill them.

I miss the days when column A was accurate. Hell I miss the days when the goddamn learning channel was actually educational.

What the hell is a “roastie?”

It’s not even an original concept. It’s just the popular kid.

IMO the problem really took off when smart phones entered the equation. When any idiot can get online with almost zero barrier to entry, then every idiot will get online. It’s why I like Lemmy; it’s not popular and the difficulty to access it is marginally harder than Reddit’s.

Once the Internet was saturated with idiots then marketing and monetization followed along. Capitalism is seriously the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse.

I don’t know, maybe? If they have a process, no matter how laborious and roundabout, they can always claim that they have a process and that you have nothing to complain about, legally speaking. Their wagering that people will not go through all the bullshit, and they’re unfortunately right. That’s literally why they do it. The only correct response is to hound them relentlessly, going to Twitter (or something else idk these days, and I’m not calling it X), the press if necessary, and pestering as many government bodies and officials as you have to in order to make them get their fucking shit together. And then they’ll make your particular situation of priority because now you’re being more of a pain in the ass than actually doing their job is. They won’t change the broken system, because one exception in a thousand isn’t worth it to them to be bothered with.

Tldr, maybe but it probably won’t help you, so make it as big of a headache for them as possible.