Cool, glad for y’all.

Hey, now that you’ve taken care of that, we’re having a little fascism problem here in America. We were wondering if you could, ya’know, return that little favor we did for ya in the 1940s?

They’re all pieces of shit and deserve to be kicked out an airlock into deep space.

I’d make an off color joke but from what I remember about that particular comic series that just seems gross and wrong.

So instead I’ll ask, what weird-ass body contortions did it take to pose there? Faucets in walls tend to be like a foot or 2 off the ground. She’s gotta be folded down like your guy in The Long Drive. The stuff of nightmares.

How did this one not make the rounds when I was a kid? All we had was Claude Balls, Seymour Butts, and Jack Mehoff. Oh and super racist stuff about the Polish that stays dead.

You goddamn rubes. You’ve fucked us all.

He’s not really committing until he starts spending his summers at war against a neighboring Polis.

That’s cool, I quit Facebook ages ago.

Everyone: edits text, doesn’t proofread it afterwards

Everyone Else: you left an artifact in there bro.

5½ years later the giant spider I was using as the legs for a glass coffee table twitched…

This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.

It’s caused by teenagers being horny.

I’m still upset that the staffer couldn’t even press charges because she knew that Trump’s frothing cultists would bury her in an avalanche of harassment and death threats.

Ironically the news cycle passing the event over is the best thing for the victim.

Although I’m surprised the government department she works for didn’t press charges.

Yeah this is similar to what I always tell these idiots. "You all know the government has tanks right. How many tanks y’all got? Three Broncos, an F-1f0, and a tractor? I’m sure those will hold up just fine to 120 mm cannon.

Crossdressing, not transgender. Probably. We don’t even know what gender or sex that little weirdo is. Not that I give a damn, a xeno is a xeno.

None of that sounds like video games and pizza. What kind of weirdo are you?

Honestly I don’t think this should be a crime.

Single ply, extra thin, just like our corporate overlords intended it.

I can’t help but imagine their mom as an overly dramatic movie mom who spends 4/5 of the movie flailing and clutching her hair, running around screaming hysterically while everybody else ignores her completely until she passes out at the end from exhaustion.

Whiskey, hammer, baby rattle.

You’re not wrong, but that’s not going to work over the entire country. There’s just too much space to cover; the country would go bankrupt trying to provide mass transit everywhere that it’s needed. So while this could be, if you could convince people to actually do it, a solution in urban areas, it’s never going to work out in the thousands of miles of country and they have the exact same problems. They just have less traffic and more empty space to cross.