I know this is a joke… But just in case:

You know that you can turn off automatic updates, right?

It will be turned into a giant lake once they are done mining. You burn a lot of volume and filling it wil soil again is just not possible

For now, most of the ad bullshit can be turned off. Though it turned back on after the latest software update and forced me to spend another 10 minutes digging through the horrendous settings menu.

More like “breakes”, amirite?

Why limit yourself to the penguins?

Don’t know why you’re downvoted, this is exactly how it works in the Euro countries that abandoned the 1 and 2 cent coins.

Reality: $1000/month and $40k minimum down payment.

I cut the piezoelectric speaker off of mine. It now doesn’t make any beeping noises, which is nice.

Uuu, that Budde Lady doubled down on her remarks, I like that.

I take the 25 cents per step, thank you very much. Being paid for going on long walks with my girlfriend and friends? That sounds nice.