In that case AWD and ABS are more important than curb weight.

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The biggest flex we (US) could do is pouring money into NASA and grabbing asteroids.

Shitty thing is that money will come from taxpayers if the sheriff is found liable

I want Bernie to read this all out loud on the Senate floor.

How did they steal your wheelchair?

Mournfully: “I don’t knooooow”

Cracks me up every time

They do it to their own dogs all the time

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Given this is the branch is charge of all the moving nuclear reactors…this is troubling news indeed.

My grandfather was one of those nukes and is spinning so hard in his grave he could power a carrier by himself

3 Body Problem has an interesting take on this. Faster than light travel is not possible but communication is, meaning we’re anxiously preparing for an alien war that won’t happen for 400 years but they can see everything we do in real time thanks to quantum entanglement.

Distracted drivers are a serious problem in more ways than one. A couple weeks ago I was 2nd in line at a red light, only us 2 in that lane and several more in the other. An ambulance drove up behind us flashing and it was immediately clear the shortest path through the intersection was for our 2 cars to clear out. I put on my hazards and starting alternating lights and horn, while the person ahead sat blithely scrolling through their phone while the ambulance and I were both laying on the horn and didn’t move until the light turned green. Even then, didn’t pull aside so the bus had to weave around him. The lack of situational awareness and empathy on the road is sadly lacking.

I am certain that every sailor who had to cover up McCains name on the ship for his visit would love to see him waterboarded in a Vietnamese prison camp.

Riker will have sex with any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms

I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +

Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

I feel like I live in interesting times, and understand why it’s used as an insult

PLEASE god let me see a USSS agent with a barcode on his neck

Before that was the tea party loons, before that was the airbrushed WMD photos, before that was McCarthyism…

When the other side is always fascist, the answer is always FUCK OFF NAZI PUNKS

(Maybe people wouldn’t hate the “other side” if it wasn’t straight up 4th reich on paper 🤷)

That’s the part that I still can’t wrap my head around. We know it will be shameless shilling and nepotism along with stochastic terrorism and still vote for it anyway? Wtf