So. which parts of reddit did they walk into?
FuglyDuck
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FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Woman arrested after raccoon named Chewy found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stopEnglish5·2 days agoFor driving with a suspended listens and whatever that other thing was (arrest warrant?)
But she was then also arrested for the stash of meth.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Woman arrested after raccoon named Chewy found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stopEnglish521·2 days agoFucking Ohio. Proving once again, Florida Man doesn’t stand alone.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•President Trump announces 2027 NFL draft will be held on the National MallEnglish21·2 days agoDammit. I can’t boycot the NFL since, like, I don’t watch football….
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Stephen Miller unveils totally made-up definition of “due process”English81·3 days agoSlap it in a condom because anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•US judge gives fiery response to e-filing "dominated by large cartoon dragon dressed in a suit" - Legal IT InsiderEnglish41·5 days agothe judge: “Bad Dragon!”
(the dragons all laughed.)
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Conception begins at ejaculationEnglish5·5 days agokeep in mind, that Onan, levirate marriages weren’t about love or anything like that.
Like most (all?) cultures at the time, women were property, and couldn’t own property.
Technically, Er’s firstborn son would have inherited everything and then “taken care of” everyone else. Or rather, Tamar, would, on the son’s behalf. but Er got smote by god for being a particular kind of dick before he had a first born son.
So in typical religious fruitcake fashion, instead of fixing the original problem- that Tamar had no way of inheriting anything or supporting her self- they decided the obvious solution was for the brother-in-law to get the widow pregnant.
of course Tamar was the same age as the third brother; who needed to grow up a bit before she could marry him… (ew, right?) so instead she gets sent back to her own family and- eventually- becomes a camp follower of Judah’s… and, ah. yeah.
part of it is that cats (like dogs) see taking a shit as being vulnerable, so they’re keeping an eye out for you. Their instincts predatemodern plumbing.
All I really known about it is that you can roast pot in butter and extract the thc/cbd into the butter then use that to make cookies.
But yes.
I also know that you need to be careful to keep them sorted from normal cookies. Don’t, ah, ask how I know that.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump administration agrees to settlement with family of Jan. 6 rioter Ashli BabbittEnglish31·6 days agoShe could have just done what they told her.
You know. Stopped being an insurrectionist bitch hellbent on lynching members of congress and overturning a lawful election.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•'I did not vote for a neutron bomb': Pro-Trump CEO says administration killing small businessesEnglish5·6 days agoMost CEOs, and board members and C-suite officers get there through a web of nepotism rather than any amount of skill, inherent or learned.
In short, they’re all dumber than a box of rocks.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•'I did not vote for a neutron bomb': Pro-Trump CEO says administration killing small businessesEnglish7·6 days agoNarrator’s voice: “look at that idiot who doesn’t realize he voted for a neutron bomb. You all tried to warn him, too.”
“Magic Cookie” is the term I use for cookies baked with cannabutter.
$ sudo rm police
Cops hate this one trick.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Chuck Schumer struggles to meet the moment as Democrats call for leadershipEnglish4·7 days agoI’ll pass it along, but I can tell you they’re going to be a bit confused and say “it’s just the bare minimum,” or “it’s just the right thing to do.”
(that was their response when I expressed my own gratitude and appreciation.)
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Chuck Schumer struggles to meet the moment as Democrats call for leadershipEnglish611·7 days agoEvery Jewish person I know is opposed to aid for Israel, supporting their genocide and very vocally supportive of Gaza/palestine and very critical of Israel-the-country
It’s not that he’s Jewish. He’s just a prick.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Chuck Schumer struggles to meet the moment as Democrats call for leadershipEnglish14·7 days agoI mean, if they haven’t already it’s because wiki is slow walking the edit.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Pam Bondi Flatters Trump With Claim That 75% of America Would Be Dead if Not For HimEnglish5·8 days agoWanna bet they’re snorting all the confiscated shit over there?
Late December one of Truman’s super hornets got shot down by friendly fire, though.