Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

I’d prefer him pushing up sunflowers…

“See that light up there? That dim little speck? That’s yesterday’s rock bottom.”

It blows me away that anyone thinks he cares about them.

I’d put good money on Ivanka wishing he cared just a little bit less about her…

I knew you were gonna say that…!

Hear fucking hear! Fuck the mouse. I don’t care if watching Andor locks my age into 30, gives me a harem of willing concubines, and redistributes all of Elon’s wealth to me. I’m not watching it.

Since you speak for me, I’ll take your word for it.

its about all of us here on Lemmy

And yet, i just see you bitching about it. Were you elected to speak for me? I don’t recall that.

Fucking YES.

Honestly, that’s kind of the point. Shovel 20 horrific things into the pipe, you notice one, 19 horrific things slide past.

That was about the Ukrainian peace deal.

Two takeaways from this:

1. They’re planning a war with China.

2. Musk is involved.

He’s the gayest of the Gay Fish.

“If we pay extra, can we get fat or grease or smack or crack or angel dust…?”

🎶 She stole my heart and my cat! 🎶

Your perspective is very generous to Elon. “It’s a cheap part, why would they omit it? Probably it was some dumb kid working there”.

What’s the opposite of occam’s razor? The most convoluted, unbelievable answer full of assumptions is the correct one? Because it seems like rumba is operating from there.

You’re either taking to a fanboy or Elon on ket. You ain’t gettin’ through.

“They only paid me to say it once…”

Will he Ket o’ won’t he?

A) Dig the name.

B) “The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”