People and cats share a common trait, as far as I’m concerned: just a giant group of dicks, species wise, but there are some really cool individuals in there.

Han Singular, you’re the greatest disappointment of my entire life!

It’s baby time!

Dude, that’s Creepio.

Excelsior!

You missed one.

No worries, the couch will get him off.

Whoa, not a single one of my houseplants is a fucking crackhead. They’re way better people than jr.

…and the home of the brave!

Play ball!

Anakin needs sponsor block.

🎶 We roam around the fediverse looking for fights! 🎵

TIGHT! tights.

MEH.

MAKE ELON HOMELESS

That ride sucks.

Talking to my aunt Linda, eh?

No. Like the earth, a circle is flat.

mic drop

It’s totally on purpose, as they joke about it. “Ask is an archaic form of axe.”

“Think about how stupid the average American person is. Then, realize half the people are dumber than that.”

“Now, you know it’s up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or… well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.”

False. You have to hit it until it quits saying “tubby custard.” Your reception will not return until you do.