Vulva for sure.

Terminally stupid in this case.

Old enough to know better.

Was it, though?

My partner has size 15-16 feet, depending on the shoe manufacturer. Can confirm, he smacks his toes and feet into things all the time.

Where, specifically?

This is such an upgrade. Let the torrent of wonky egg posts carry me away.

This is obviously a cover-up. The cops would have shot the rats otherwise.