Princess and the pea(nes).

Hmm. You seem kinda stupid. There is no correlation between the U.S.S.R. participating in WWII, and the negative opinions people hold for Joseph V. Stalin.

But hey, you’re young and dumb. You’ve got time to grow out of it.

Ah the innocence of youth.

Interesting distinction there, lol

This isn’t a shitpost.

Well this is called an uninformed opinion. There’s no logic behind it, that’s why you don’t know why.

You’re kind of an idiot, huh.

Yeah, I’ll take “Perish like a dog” for 0 dollars please.

I’m not qualified for street construction.

Our society doesn’t give a fuck about me. I don’t give a fuck about it.

Check for cops.

Hop that fuckin curb.

I knew some asshat wouldn’t be able to resist commenting on this.

My mate, Paul, went through the same thing.

Downvoted for thorn use.

Murphy’s law. Kids got that stuff in spades.

Been a while since I’ve heard a new joke. Much appreciated.

I mean… Almost all sodas are quite acidic.

How else should it be pronounced?

I’m sure you were fine. Kids have a tendency to overreact. I also was “viciously attacked” by a goose as a child.

Self-inflicted.