Proof that billionaires aren’t actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you’re charming over dinner.
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My dad once made a homemade smoker out of an old dishwasher, and smoked salmon was one of the dishes we cooked in it!
Right? The world is so open yet they can only point out the bars.
Why is it whenever I want to vibe with shitposts, it’s always a .ml account ruins the vibe?
21·26 days agoDamn dude, I’m the same height with hairy size 11s, I get called Hobbitfoot by my brother.
A more concise headline is “Nobody wants a Swastikar”
Join a LGBT+ friendly group, don’t be a a fuckin fairy about it.
421·2 months agotaking notes ah so nothing says anti-Nazi more than autoblocking Jews, interesting
Bomb railway
Oops looks like no more movement for the forseeable future until we can get engineers to fill the crater and rebuild the track to spec. If you mess up repairs, the whole train can derail and back to square 1!
Bomb highway
Oops looks like you have to go around the crater, that might add a minute to your journey. If it’s really big, you might have to take a ten minute detour until we can slather some gravel and asphalt over the hole.
How birds actually flirt:
I understood, I just don’t believe in /s’ when shitposting
Yeah, I got some pizza delivered during yesterday’s snowstorm. Fuck tipping culture, my tip for the driver was to reccomend they get a better job that doesn’t have them driving in a blizzard.
Prolly the one that mentions McLovin
51·3 months agoI jive with you, Türkiye!
Lol. Lmao, even.
Jk, my real thoughts is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
341·3 months ago
Do you put the clown makeup on before or after posting misinformation?
Because this is a 2018 greentext and 2018 OP is describing their 12 year-old self.
“Context is king”, I’ve heard a wise woman say.
12 year old anon didn’t see their bully for 2 weeks, 12 year anon doesn’t care. Not everything is a pearl clutch bud.
Back in college I used to walk 2 miles to my buddy’s place to party, and then walk 2 miles back to campus hammered if I wanted to sleep in my own bed.
Good times.