Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

You’re lucky to have IT even know what GIMP is, much less have it officially approved.

Every place I’ve been at was like “what’s that?”

I keep thinking a polycule is a type of polygon and that it can be mathematically represented in Euclidean and non-Euclidean space.

Eh, close enough.

Smells like a steak and seats 35!

Caesar salad, perhaps?

When dat booty so thiccc that it doesn’t deform under any amount of force applied to it.

So bishops, rooks, queens are OP. Knights are less useful due to limited range, and pawns are just as expendable as before.

The Italian seal of approval

I go at my own pace since I’m doing their job essentially. It’s their fault they didn’t put enough self-checkout lanes. It gives me time to bag and organize everything logically before returning to my vehicle. If they wanted speed they should either hire more cashiers or build more self-checkout.

I curse the designers of the USB-A standard to not make it flippable just to save a few cents during manufacturing.

Think of the collective time humanity wasted doing the flips.

Kellogg would like to know your location

Your honor, does this look like a man that has had all he could eat?

I’m one of those who do it so that I’m spared during the robot uprising.

Thorium tarnishes to olive grey when exposed to air. This makes it kinda greenish. Green is the color of stamina, so this checks out.

Very appropriate use of the interrobang.

Soon they’ll be like Apple where you can actually go into debt by up to $20 through in-app purchases.

Disney would like to know your location.

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It isn’t for hauling or towing but as a prop for Instagram and TikTok influencers.