"not to my parents"ese

She said she’s dumb not short damn

Still worth it

Oh shit

How did they manage to draw a face that so intensely shows that feeling of hating yourself while also being brightly pleasant on the surface

Don’t make me tap the sign

The solace of burgling some joy out of life for the day despite its inevitable cost for tomorrow? I thought we all knew this

That’s all it can ever be, mathematically speaking

I think they call it “lowest common denominator”

You did say jokes were one of the options, and I didn’t get nearly funny enough to cope with my trauma by skipping a chance to get silly.

I’d enjoy the topic at a less busy time of life. I’m being kept tired, distracted, and poor lately as a systematic form of oppressive totalitarian rule - and that’s just from my kid!

Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.

Does this one need a sarcasm tag? I don’t like using em but this joke is going to start zero fun conversations

Good cop bad cop type of democracy. That’s what FPTP creates.

Important to note that restaurants don’t pay grocery store prices. I worked at a shop a couple decades ago that decided they had to grab ingredients at a grocery store due to Sysco stiffing them on some stock, and long story short no money was made that day.

It’s been going great for them so far, why fuck with the playbook?

Can we get a fucking primary this time

His best is barely watchable, it’s incredible that he had a career at all

YES

Love it or it’s free.

Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie

From good country ≠ good company