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Cake day: August 9th, 2023

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  • It’s societally understood that the friend of a pig farmer is not to be trusted. They are, at best, blissfully unaware of the bile turning madness hidden in their periphery. Murderer or simpleton, neither is a desirable brand.

    However, the gentle Wolverine enthusiast nestled behind thatching and wood carving tools rarely receives a queer look. “How’re the wolverines doing?” “Feed your wolverines today?” “They’re so cute, I should breed wolverines!” None are any the wiser. But behind the kind veneer of a mustelid lover lies only the basest of abasements. The perfect cover.




  • You absolutely do not want to put a shell up to your ear. Best case scenario, there’s nothing in there and you achieve the grand accomplishment of producing a hollow buffer against outside noise. Worst case scenario, a roach lives in there, waiting to dive into the moist chasm of your ear hole where it will rip through your tympanum when you cause it some minor discomfort. Median case scenario, a spider pops out and you go “AHH!”