Milkshakes are just a byproduct of the bovine space training program

If you’re

We’re born 65 years in debt

Pretty sure that both kids’ characters in that movie were intentionally written to not be average of children that age at the time

I guess it would

Lockheed does more than just defense contracts

It’s a fine line between being a hardass and just being an asshole

The balancing act takes too much competence and effort for this administration. So they decided to just be assholes and then play it off like they’re being hardasses

Collecting the cassowary eggs more often results in death

It’s possible, but Trump would have to fuck up really bad over and over and over again right before election day and have dementia so bad he couldn’t even say his name anymore and the race between a woman and Trump’s 3rd term would still be close

I’d like to think it’s close because the republicans purged the rolls of most democrats, but it’s probably just the misogyny

Yeah, Trump can’t even bother to move from his desk as his handlers just wheel in the photo ops one after another

Jesus is a rebel

This investigation will commence immediately and culminate in a report to the Secretary of Defense

The investigation report is going to culminate on the desk of the person responsible for leaking state secrets?

Everything is just clickbait for established narratives

It’s odd the way these articles talk about dictatorship taking hold in the US

It’s as if there is a subtle undercurrent of wanting it to actually happen while simultaneously being outwardly opposed to it.

No

I have seen far worse that is much more deserving of an air strike

Because deep down we know we don’t deserve nice things

(but mostly because billionaires think they’ll be the only ones paying for it)

We can’t have nice things

Directions unclear

Just bring back the old floor mounted types