2. But I’d still grab 5 just to watch the world burn.

I do the same all the damn time.

I mean I did when I was a kid I guess…

Listen it’s a form of speech, and a good devildriver song.

My dad is up in arms about the trophy. Growing up in Ohio, the buckeyes are love, the buckeyes are life. Or some shit like that I could care less.

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Wut

Came here to say this

It’s a real good thing she isn’t a real person.

I always forget to bring my scroll of levitation when I go out!

I could have tripped, knocked over my keyboard, cried for 13 straight minutes on the floor, picked my keyboard back up, accidentally hit the enter key making a graph and it would have made more sense than this thing.

-2x faster. What does that even mean?

Woosh.

4/20 blaze it.

People iron clothes? They don’t have a hand steamer??? Mongrels, I tell yah.

I’m an American and do day/month/year.

I thought this was how it was done everywhere?

This mentality is why I almost failed higbschool. Boredom fails us who need to be constantly invested.

An understandable thing, really, we all have our quirks. In other news I have perfectly aligned pens on my desk at home.

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I’m notnsure why you debated for so long, but it was quite the read lol.

Good work fighting the good fight pug.

Having a broader view of a phrase just means you didn’t understand the phrase. It’s okay to admit that.

My dude really commenting on months old posts lol.