Queen HawlSera

It’s been proven that he didn’t do that shit, he was a weirdo, but sex did not interest him.

FBI tried to bust him for ages.

I know it isn’t, that was the joke, they scored an impossible score by somehow managing the get the ball in the hole with less than 0 swings.

They’d tie with a perfect score of -18, having somehow gotten a hole in one each course without even touching a club!

I bet if Musk played DBD he’d be the first one on the damn hook, every, fucking, time.

Isn’t it weird that he’s the top player in PoE2 AND Diablo IV?

If they’re the party of national security, they’re bad at it as Republicans in charge makes me feel unsafe everytime it happens.

Tell the phone companies that

If anything they beat the drum too much, I didn’t see “Don’t Look Up”, because of Trump Fatigue. Like so much media from 2015-2020 that got made had one note, and that note was “Orange Man Bad”, and I’m like “I know, I couldn’t be more aware that orange man bad. I did everything I could to stop it, but Americans are idiots.”

It’s like… I get it everything is fucked. You can stop blasting the despair in my face any second now.

Like I’m actually glad Hazbin Hotel got delayed for so long, because I just know Adam was basically just “Donald Trump with a harp and a halo” in an earlier draft, there’s no way in literal Hell he wasn’t.

How about you hold your own Johnson

I’m amazed, he actually stopped corruption before it started

A Rizzler’s last thoughts should be of Ohio.

This is a man who’s reaction to being trusted is to question the intelligence of the person trusting him. I’m not kidding.

They’re scared of Luigi still, got it

And weirdly that statement despite being VERY true also touches on a myth once believed to be legit, but has since been debunked as pseudoscience, that the Y Chromosome was the “True source of human evil”, sadly this was a thing, and it was believed that people with more than one Y chromosome were “Especially dangerous”

This was also around the time they drilled holes in people’s heads to cure epilepsy, and was based on “It sure is wacky that most people we put in prison are dudes. Obviously maleness in and of itself is tied to evil.”, which itself was based on someone doing a bunch of self-prescribed opium while reading a newspaper.

I really wish the “Maleness = Evilness” trope was dead, but it’s sadly still around and being used to justify transphobia