It could be taco Wednesdays.

Hey don’t knock their hobbies

Alexa how do you say wrong hole in motorcycle

There’s this dude out in Kentucky who keeps putting elbow bones on knee bones and toe bones on liver bones and shit like that. That’s who.

I prefer theyire’‘’’ but I like you too

I buy bread from the local baker who is known as the German baker because they make kickass brotchen and these fantastic sesame and marzipan (my autocorrect said marsupial and while I do not doubt their skill I doubt their gluten) twists. They were across the parking lot from my first job and I did not know it but they had also just opened that year.

WhatsApp is kinda nice for international communication

I posted three times in 2008. It was enough.

They got that one type of onion that’s sweet, I might try it raw, but all the rest you’re right i’ma cook

My dude that’s not a rectangle that’s a hexagon

0 :( one of my guitar amps I hacked together out of a Walkman so I could practice while waiting for the bus how many negative points do I get

Taylor swift eras tour shirt

One of my favorite bands was on a “we’ve got eras too” tour recently, it was a great show too

Lily is kind of happyish.

That is not a pipe

Jokes on you I don’t have a real life

I want to believe you but I have a feeling it’s a honey pot

it was the day we worshipped the log

Not calling you a dumbfucks is infringing on my freedom of speech, and in tie breakers you defer to calling someone a dumbfuck. Source: 13 years practice in bird law

Ah shit all I have is tesla brand automotive glue.

Frungy Frungy Frungy!