One for each of the seven branches of the military

Did they rename space farce?

You gotta choose (or make) a religion where all you do is go to the beach and eat sandwiches. That sounds like a nice religion.

“shitwhistle” (it’s a slur among sentient trains)

It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.

in some sects, yeah that’s how it works, with the general idea being that their god is not an idiot and not fooled by insincere deathbed conversions.

a bicycle outside the cigarette store

if they’ve built a VRE, well, fuck 'em. we’re doomed

catsup is low quality ketchup, per condiment for federal regulations

i think that’s called catsup

IT WAS YOU

sonic would be french

and don’t forget “Our Gang”

Cause right now it really looks like professional sports and gambling are joined at the hip and before too long American professional sports will be more about gambling than the game.

i thought that already happened in the NBA and NFL. MLB, maybe. Pete Rose and Michael Jordan come to mind.

They would dump your data asap. They want no record that they illegally let a minor use their site.

they’d keep it just to show that once they found out the account was a minor’s, they closed the account immediately. it’s proof of compliance.

how do you get too much phosphate in your milk without tainting it? the fuck

the US has objectives? fuck. i missed a meeting.

we call it K shaped because for the upper segment of the economy, line go up. the lower segment of the economy, line go down. it’s really that simple.