'95… that was 486s but pre-pentium, right?

well the ymca gets upset if I do that kind of thing

I imagine that the boulder sisyphus pushes wouldn’t roll downhill if the top of the hill weren’t so slippery from zeus constantly blasting rope to waluigi hentai

i don’t want to encourage bothering people in other instances, but getting banned from hexbear feels kind of like getting banned from thedonald. Not quite the badge of honor you’d hope. Like, cool and all but what were you doing there in the first place.

we get some damn good deli bacon. buy it like 20 pounds at a time when it goes on sale, toss it in the deep freeze in pound bags.

The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter Her universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in Her kingdom.

ooo, I’m stealing that for my obituary

that night in the ED:
“so you ‘fell’ on the paddle?”
“shut up just get it out of there”

a lot of macroeconomists want to divorce capitalism and governmental corruption, but that’s because they’re capitalists.

i’m much more of a malthusian tho

you aren’t supposed to show people what the control panel to the mcflurry machine looks like

can’t afford teeth in this economy

excuse me then why does it snow

i dunno if i was jesus and had to watch person after person blast rope to waluigi hentai i’d want to be crucified

i know a guy

I prefer “do you smell bacon?”

Didn’t go to one of those lousy postmodern driving schools I think

You maniacs! You blew it all up!

duckstation works damn fine on my pixel. favorite psx emulator