Concert venue? Seat?

Higher quality

Tzatziki for me, gotta watch my blood sugars

It’s like the town I grew up in (which wasn’t named after a cow, it was named after a man who was named after a cow. BIG DIFFERENCE) so I see the distinction in not being named after a slaver but being named after a man named after a slaver. Totally (not) different situation.

We got the nieces and nephews 3DSes, my brother sideloaded some emulators on them and it has been the best

Awww yisssss

WRONG HOLE BROTHER AROOOO

Giraffes aren’t made up? Your pulling my leg

That’s just bolt cutters

If you can get me a car I can pass out drunk in and it’ll still get me home and steal a policeman’s cap, I’ll ride it.

It could be taco Wednesdays.

Hey don’t knock their hobbies

Alexa how do you say wrong hole in motorcycle

There’s this dude out in Kentucky who keeps putting elbow bones on knee bones and toe bones on liver bones and shit like that. That’s who.

I prefer theyire’‘’’ but I like you too

I buy bread from the local baker who is known as the German baker because they make kickass brotchen and these fantastic sesame and marzipan (my autocorrect said marsupial and while I do not doubt their skill I doubt their gluten) twists. They were across the parking lot from my first job and I did not know it but they had also just opened that year.

WhatsApp is kinda nice for international communication

I posted three times in 2008. It was enough.

They got that one type of onion that’s sweet, I might try it raw, but all the rest you’re right i’ma cook