I’m very fortunate our local discount grocery sells fresh pizza dough.

I mean, how else am I gonna get toothpaste

No they have to wait it’s a space law

Does he even have eyelids

My wife forgot her phone the other day. I text her “hey, I found your phone” and then think a few minutes about why i should find better things to do

I live in statesia what is this civilized you speak of

Clearly an 87

Serious answer: the owner of the vehicle is responsible for it. You sue the owner, their insurance, possibly your insurance, possibly tesla, possibly nobody. The best result is to walk away avoiding court with more money.

We use WHOS A LITTLE PIGGIE at our precinct

I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic

Nah, just regular hell with the rest of us

i understand the individual words you use, but when you put them in that order my blood starts getting all bubbly and full of nitrogen. i think i’ll take a nap

no do daggerfall just to fuck with people

i just want to use ☭ and so few websites let you

whats leave

If a man says Eat Me some of us take it as permission. Dude could turn water to wine he must have been delicious tho

If the pope can’t cast Abjure Hammer he doesn’t deserve to be pope

If John Paul satire is so smart, how come he’s dead?

Don’t go spreading my Bible