Meanwhile all tourist-facing workers in every non-Anglo country have heard “I’M AMERICAN! SPEAK ENGLISH TO ME!!!” at least once.

I’d argue things like IRC, usenet, etc were also social media, only the term hadn’t been coined yet.

“Unlike Communist China, the US believes in free market capitalism and that the market will regulate itself, the US would especially never threaten other governments to tow the party line unlike those communists.”

Ban all social media, return to pigeon mail

🚫 Tax the rich and redistribute some of their wealth

👉 Gulag the rich and redistribute all of their wealth

United States is literal hell on earth confirmed