In my home town, we have a Japanese garden, complete with a huge koi pond. People have released goldfish into the pond, thinking it’ll be better than flushing them. Problem is, they can come with fish herpes. It can be lethal to the koi.

Jokes on you. I saw the video review of Affroman’s court case, and they explicitly made the reference to the classic.

Didn’t mention armpits.

Destiny and Destiny 2, although Binding of Isaac is a distant 2nd (or 3rd).

I want to see that video she has. It’s hard enough to listen to trump. The transcript almost helps him because people can go at their own pace.

If they do the rollout like the Deck initially, it should make it harder for scalpers and bots to scoop them up.

I really wanna be able to go about my life and not feel like I’m in hiding or witness protection or something of the like. It’s so demoralizing that it’s coming down to having fake backups for your fake backups.

I’m sorry. I genuinely have no idea why it came off as Nazi propaganda. It certainly wasn’t my intention. Could you tell me what I did wrong?

Turn them into was/were.

Onion really needs rainbow frog shirts with the Infowars logo.

At a certain age, people stop working. And at an even more advanced age, people stop driving. It obviously shows that even the sharpest of minds age. So why the hell are people allowed to work until they literally expire. We need age limits for the government. I’m sick of old people so far removed from today’s culture making rules based on Jim Crow era guidelines. Our last two presidents have been barely functional, dementia-riddled puppets AT BEST.

Last I heard they were still in the process. Has it been finalized yet?

Edit- Awaiting the OK from Texas judges.

It would cost the Onion $81k a month for the domain. The best part is that Jones is going through bankruptcy, having to sell off almost all of his belongings to compensate the families he harassed and slandered (libelled?)

I feel that to be a grifter (a good one, anyway (are there good ones?)) you have to already have shaky and/or loose morals.

“20 subs and I jump up on the counter and fire wildly into the air”

Richtofen will be pleased.

Pay 2.99 to finish this update more quickly.

Hey, I got the right sport. That’s the best I can do.