Being ran by the guy who wrote an extremely cringe children’s book about him and Trump fighting Hillary Clinton?

Oh God. It also seems that there are two sequels.

I don’t care if it’s 1, 2, or I’m done and washing my hands: don’t talk to me in the bathroom.

After the new season of Black Mirror, I’m afraid those “services” are writing things down.

This should’ve been his “AL Capone” moment.

Shuger. Water.

I gotta ask, are you from the west side or east side of the state? Because being over on the east side, the people more closely align with Idaho. I see way too many “Trump” signs for what was the only state to lean more blue this election (but only because the west side pulled us that hard).

Washington state had that for a while. They changed around a decade ago or so, maybe a little less. Now it’s just a seven character plate, ABC1234.

They probably don’t charge money for that service though, and that’s a better idea.

Does that also apply to the people surrounding him? I mean, he’ll likely just pardon anyone, but still…

Chocolate covered fried onions?

Everyone knows the correct answer is the alternate option, but the first one makes the initial drama and sets up the opportunity for a movie to happen in the first place.

Is that considered a tan suit?

Private eyes clapclap they’re watchin’ you clapclap they see your every move.

If you’re going to go full racist, red wouldn’t be Russian. They’d be native American.

I don’t care what the dev says: that thing ain’t 1:4.

“I don’t mean to be rude…” proceeds immediately to be rude

This is either a schism deepening in the GOP ranks, or more likely, an act to appear better to the public while knowing nothing will come of it.

Reminds me of a very old anime OVA called Goku Midnight Eye. There’s a lady that gets turned into a motorcycle and can shoot lazers.

Hey! Did you know that rock bottom has a basement? It’s unfinished, but it’s there.

Not quite. I only ever saw the crystallized form. Pouring it out is akin to a nice crystal wind chime in the breeze.