Bonus panel:

Tomorrow one is never going to be sure we aren’t in that Star Trek: TNG episode with the time loops (pick one, but you know the one) - but for news.

No.

Domroutine.

Your turn, long pigs.

- Le Resistance du Wilbur et Charlotte

You have a child running around with spray paint, won’t take it away, and are worried about the drapes.

Got it.

On March 18, the official White House account on X posted two photographs of Virginia Basora-Gonzalez, a woman who was arrested earlier this month by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The post described her as a “previously deported alien felon convicted of fentanyl trafficking,” and celebrated her capture as a win for the administration. In one photograph, Basora-Gonzalez is shown handcuffed and weeping in a public parking lot.

The White House account posted about Basora-Gonzalez again yesterday—this time, rendering her capture in the animated style of the beloved Japanese filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki, who co-founded the animation company Studio Ghibli. Presumably, whoever runs the account had used ChatGPT, which has been going viral this week for an update to its advanced “4o” model that enables it to transform photographs in the style of popular art, among other things. The White House did not respond directly to a request for comment, instead referring me to a post by Deputy Communications Director Kaelan Dorr that says, in part, “The arrests will continue. The memes will continue.”

Look at the cruelty. By the elected representatives of a people who won’t stop this.

Another day, another go fuck yourselves Americans.

I expected better.

So did we.

🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶

That’s so true that I’m gonna edit and add it.

Aww shit you beat me to it. Nice.

Exactly.

We’ve all watched the kids die too while the USA culturally adopted an armed populace in defence of a rogue government and risks to freedom.

The United States is threatening invasion of a free and allied nation.

The media is complicit.

The population is complicit.

Edit: The military is complicit.

No, no, I just mean my bullshit. Because satire is dead.

They signed up for incogni after watching a YouTube streamer to learn Signal but invited a Russian data broker to the meeting about it.

The above is fake news. Maybe.

We’ve got to install microwave ovens

Custom long dong delivery

We’ve got to move these refrigerators

We’ve got to stand back and lean to pee

Look it here, look out

You investigate the massive security breach with an even bigger security breach?

Tom Clancys Rotating Coffin Turbine Power Generation - may he rotate in peace - is going to need to upgrade the lines.

If ya tell people enough times that the gubment rigs the system they just let you do it.

Yeah no shit.

Hey is African American portrayed Captain America still in theatres? Lololololol ya fucking Nazis.

Weird honey. You should consider seeing someone about that.

Anyway, what’s for super?