We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.

How to end any argument. Well I got suspended for 3 days for singing old McDonald. Fucking legend.

What sounds like glass cracking?

I really want to go inland, but then I’d be a Baygull.

Maybe an Owl carried the coconut here.

Arschgeweih. The word is Ass antlers in German. Tmyk

Why does the world go wub wub wub now?

I too don’t know my left from right but the dark green is an emu egg

Only because it can also be used as a weapon. Kyoketsu-shoge https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoketsu-shoge#%3A~%3Atext=The+kyoketsu-shoge+has+a%2Cand+many+such+other+uses.

Hawaiian Pizza is the best pizza, Nickelback is the greatest band, and Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback. Have at it.

I’m a Honky Tronk man. 🎸 🎶

X Games has banned all electric dirt bikes from competition. All in the name of, and I quote, “maintaining a level playing field.”

Bobby Hill? That boy ain’t right.

Look, they aren’t doing anything, I should cut their funding…oh shit that wasn’t good. I guess I’ll spend a third of our taxes on this.

I’m going to need a banana for scale.

I want deviled eggs! And I might have to sell my soul

Listeriamania. One of my favorite Phoenix songs

But they smell like up dog.

I’m going to make a list of people that don’t like me.

1. Myself
2. Mechanics, because I learned “this one simple trick”

That’s enough for today.