This makes me wonder how many women are quite unhappy in their marriage, and are willing to jump at the nearest opportunity.

Kinda depressing to think about, actually.

That looks like fun.

How confident are we that’s really her?

How do you know they know what they’re doing?

Knowing how well the typical Lemmite picks up on satire, I’m sure there are perfectly sober people on this platform who are baffled by this.

Also the dude apparently does a lot of drugs.

How do they know who’s full of shit and who knows what they’re talking about though?

No, Instagram, I will not log in to view content.

Pretty much all of the three digit billions crowd are in tech of some description. There’s definitely an element of being in the right place at the right time, but there’s also a lot of business skills as well.

A lot of their success seems to be recognising an opportunity before anyone else, whether that’s luck or skill is difficult to know.

I don’t know exactly how much his parents were worth, but his net worth has increased by many thousands of times. That’s not “third base”, saying he got where he is by luck and nepotism is just wilfully ignorant.

Trump, on the other hand, would have done better if he just left his money in a savings account.

The drugs are definitely part of what happened.

I genuinely think he’s had some sort of cognitive decline.

He went from being merely wealthy to the richest man in the world, and nearly everyone thinking he’s a genius, to being hated by nearly everyone and losing money fast.

Ah, of course. Although, they did mention coatings to protect the material, but it does sound like it will be more fragile than existing plastic.

This sounds borderline miraculous, and I have a feeling there’s bound to be a catch. I hope not, but I’m just too cynical.

Elon calling someone a pedo is a bit boy who cried wolf, but he may just be right.

You do to sail into some ports, for example, but there are a lot of sailing vessels that are pure sail.

I’m not sure I understand all the jargon in this one.

We, as a society, use too damn many acronyms.

Don’t forget soggy, vinegar drenched chips.

Pretty much every native NZ bird is named after the sound it makes.