Best, in this case, means Peter Thiel’s check cleared.

Also, I’m sure there weren’t many candidates for the job, considering Trump tried to get the last guy killed.

He didn’t change his name to Vance until after high school, so probably not.

The guy who just committed an act of war against a foreign government, is threatening to violently seize land from another one, and put armed thugs in the streets of his own country who murdered a woman in cold blood a mere two days ago wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

That’s the joke.

That’s the big thing for me. To be forgiven, you must first apologize. Then you must make amends.

And yes, for some harms, there are no amends great enough.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. No more, no less.

Feet first.

You guys should probably ask trans people about that.

That’s dumb as fuck.

It hardly matters at this point. Even if it wasn’t malicious at first, it became malicious as soon as he doubled down, and tripled down, and quadrupled down…

It boggles my mind that this is the same guy who walked away from a multi-year, multimillion dollar TV deal with Comedy Central because he saw a white dude laughing a little too hard at his jokes about race. The fact that he could have that moment of reflection, but not extend it to other marginalized groups, just shows the complete lack of empathy he has in his soul.

We can fix that.

“We accidentally taught them that genocide should never happen. What we should have taught them is that we’re awesome and above them!”

That makes sense. The new logo was dumb and bland, but I can’t imagine anyone caring that much.

Sorry about that. I use uBlock Origin, so I don’t always notice these things.