And if you then keep it for yourself you’re an hedgehog!

Tbh just take any stock photo from image search online

She had more balls than him

So 5% is lower limit, but what is an acceptable ceiling? Asking for a dad.

We don’t hate you. We hate everyone

Buy, play for a few days, ask for refund within 14 days if don’t like

You might try blending these two together https://hotkey404.com/how-to-turn-raspberry-pi-into-freepbx-based-gsm-gateway/

https://sysopstechnix.com/build-your-own-sms-gateway-using-raspberry-pi/

I suspect what you are looking for is a gsm gateway. There are many standalone implementations, some ready made, some a bit more DIY

Just so you know, you can run pi-hole as a container as well

About dhcp, I don’t know about unifi, but I guess in the firewall you can configure static dhcp leases. So son1 devices always get same ip. Then you can configure a hairpin port forwarding, so any requests for ports tcp/udp53 from his devices get forwarded to pi-hole. That is assuming that in the “general” dhcp config you assign an external dns.

Otherwise you could try creating two different dhcp pools, one with pi-hole (and make sure son1 devices get a static lease in there) and one for everyone else.

As a side note, I recommend looking into self hosting your piped instance, so even son2 can enjoy YouTube without all the ads! (And the tracking)

I bet that thing was fast!

Well I can be disappointed at his accidents

To each their own man. I just would not have enough memory on my potato servers to run all those VMs 😅

Why all those VMs instead of containers?

Every time I watch that video I die inside a bit more. I’ve been in too many meetings like that.

Because they don’t want to date (i. e. have some kind of personal engagement), they want to play nut and bolt.

I am really sorry. I know how shit it feels being out of work. If you want to vent I’m here.

Can I choose cabin in the woods instead?

If that ever happen I would take it as the best compliment I’ve ever received 🫠