It’s the first thing I thought of when I read the headline.

Facebook is a boomer infested, depressing, idiot shithole. I’m not spending extra money for hardware so I can experience that in VR.

If I wanted to experience that, I can visit my shitty boomer mother for free in reality.

I have never sold something on Facebook Marketplace that opened with the buyer just asking “is this item still available?”

It’s like reading the bible when you’re an adult and realizing the evil character is God.

I’m not angry. I’m sort of sad people are so stupid.

I used to think Lemmy was a bit smarter, but this thread is making me doubt that.

Sure. Feel free to believe trite internet bullshit without proof. I’m sure that will go well for you.

I’ll bet you believe Christian parables too.

Used to use reddit.

Now like to mock reddit.

You have to look at it a few times a month to cherry pick the stupid.

Who cares.

“pro” sports are rigged.

The trash has returned to the front page for it’s bi-monthly visit.

Edge? The only people who use that are old boomers “because it came with the computer”.

Get Fucked, Americans! LOLOLOL

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Fuck the USA. Come eat your shit, idiots.

This is what happens when you only have a partial working brain and surround yourself with idiot cocksucking minions.

I can’t wait until this fuckstain is dead, buried, and I’m taking a huge Taco Bell shit on his grave.

You mean those pictures all over the front page of kittens with a caption like “I found this guy in a shoebox, in the basement, hungry. I fed him and named him Mortimer.” are not real?!?!

You mean the future global No Kings Day?

You’d dose him, he’d keep rambling nonsense, no one would notice.

Sorry, MAGA. If you want to stroke it to trans porn, you need to show ID.

I tried to use real MAGA people but they thought the camera would steal their fat, fucking, empty soul. Also, they can’t really dance like this because their ankles will snap under the weight.