Don’t forget the sitouts. Never forget the sitouts.

Disease weeds out the weak. /s

It’s called ‘paid to look the other way’ for a reason. Blame the asshole that took the bribe.

Depends if one candidate is a prune, while the other is a raging lunatic. Oh, and whether there is a war going on that conflicts with my personal beliefs. Then I’ll prefer to sit it out in protest.

/s you easily triggered assholes

‘Greenland to potus: fuck off’

Can’t wait for aix to buy Tesla.

The same DOJ he routinely ignores? That doj?

Wake me when she remembers how to act to actually reverse course and work for the other side

God, these people are dumb…

Party of no federal interference in companies now endorsing feder interference of foreign companies? No conflict of interest here - congress probably.

Punk kids. Back in my day we had Tandy and Applesoft BASIC. We had line numbers and it fucking hurt when they took that away with goddamn function declarations.

Kid, I have windows 3.1 on goddamn floppies.

Those were pretty hard for floppies. Mine were 5.35" and cassette tape before that. But I was in high school at the time, so I probably need to respect my elder.

Because she knows how to operate the phone. Duh.

‘There is obviously no way that any one would have ever taken it setiously’ is exactly how we came into the shitstorm that is the trump administration. Twice. The public needs to hold politicians to their word, no matter how absurd. If they can’t be serious when addressing their base, how serious can we expect them to be when dealing with allies and adversaries?

‘Bro, your wife is so hot I dream of sleeping with her all the time’

‘Hitler wasn’t so bad, he was acting in the interest of the country’

When does it end? Both those statements deserve a swift punch in the face.

Doesn’t hegseth have worse tattoos?

C’mon man, don’t be rude. They work on chargrd electromagnetic principles, that’s why theyre attractive to dumb people and nazis.

If anything, it illustrates the apathy under which the Nazis gradually took hold of the German population. We’ve learned absolutely nothing from that time.

When boomers have to use zoomers tech.

I just want to see them in their cells. I don’t even need the numbers. Is that too much to ask?