If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.

Mind your own business.

I’m 50 years old and my parents are dead.

Aw you know the CIA’s silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than that!

The McDonald’s DoorDash delivery was quite enjoyable despite the angry mobs surrounding his high security oval office.

They’d be perfect for the job if they actually wanted to work. But they probably don’t want to work. They want to continue sitting at home in their underwear playing video games. They may have the skills, but not the work ethic.

I’m convinced that people with excessive levels of wealth have fewer brain synapses than the rest of us living real lives of constant work & negotiating & constantly coming up with creative survival strategies.

I would like it to replace clunky GoPro camera to capture outdoor sports adventures.

And there’s an app called “nearby glasses” that’ll notify us when/where anyone nearby has these meta glasses active.

I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be thousands of pages worth of data on each person.

HA?

Maybe it’s finally time we start kink-shaming some people.

Grains have never been vegetables.

So, over the course of a year I get 30 minutes that aren’t ads?

Oh no, it’s no longer available. Did mods remove it, or is it only unavailable to me?

Update: thank you I see it now! Epic. Finally Melania kinda looks like she has a meaningful vocation for once.

All humans should be deported from planet earth as illegal invasive species, and restore this glorious planet to unicellular organisms.

Well I’m glad to be an actual us army veteran so I can unapologetically use the 24-hour format, which is easier & makes more sense than the 12-hour format.

I have the same question. Because if that picture is supposed to represent stolen valor, or poseur, I don’t think it’s working.

Good thing I never needed to print anything in privacy back then. Those were loud screeching buzzing machines and we just accepted it as normal.

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I’m dead inside.