It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob.

Isn’t spirulina more effective for capturing carbon than trees? And also you can eat it in the way you don’t normally eat trees? Trees are great and all but why do you want me to be angry about algae?

VIC-20

The ‘80s was just like that. Fun while it lasted but I am glad we have moved on and it is somewhat shameful to look back on now. I have so much nostalgia for the Short Circuit movies but I will never show them to my Indian husband, Fischer Stevens.

What about the raccoons from that show The Raccoons?

I felled that.

Pumpkin?

Turn down the temperature of your water heater.

Smell changed way more than taste. Most things now just smell like alien farts.

The flavour has changed for me. I adore Jägermeister now, too. Actually I enjoy a lot of “herbal” flavours since.

I know the smell of burning rubber from the before time. I kind of imagine this new flavour like biting into a soft and chewy that. Plus flower petals or whatever.

I used to have some whiskey stones until I got tired of taking a pile of rocks to the face.

Right, like I can’t explain the flavours I am accustomed to. And I can’t even explain the new one (neither before nor after). But like… good hell/bad hell? I’m going with good hell.

Ask?

I never used to like it. Then I got COVID. My taste and smell died and were resurrected one Easter morning, but all weird-like. Now I love black liquorice. Tastes like eating a tire but in a good way.

Kill Bart! Kill Bart!
Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!

People lock their doors; everyone understands.

Deezmember

Gottem!

Yes

Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?

I might have missed the one wherein he makes electric cooktops illegal but I think that one is still coming, at least. And potatoes must use masculine pronouns. And it is domestic terrorism for Taylor Swift to be a meaniepants anymore. Something, something Dr. Seuss. Masturbation will make you blind (please self-report to the nearest blinding centre).