It tastes like cat food.

I like raw onion. And since losing my smell to COVID I could probably eat a whole one. Like with some aged cheese. Damn that sounds amazing right now.

That is what we ended up doing. Turns out murdering poor people wasn’t the only option.

I once worked at a homeless shelter. People were sneaking vodka in through the emergency exit so someone had the brilliant idea to chain it shut. I was Jesús-flipping-tables furious.

To put your mind at ease; the sign is real but the dog is courtesy of ChatGPT. Please don’t explode.

mAh Na mAh Na

The following is a list of documents accepted as proof:

• Republican Party membership card

https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/84ad422bdfaa45a695422cf6aab41b7f

Where’s my round?

I don’t know about you, but I also rely on sounds & feel when I drive.

Of course. When I feel myself driving into a wall, I stop immediately.

Are people buying smart TVs because there is something to like about them or is that the only kind of TV available in some parts of the world?

“Is it really so bad that I hang my toilet paper the other way around?”

Removed. Rule 1. Violence will not be tolerated.

I recently just switched to “uhhhgghhhhh”.

Third time’s a charm!

And before that there were records with secret spirals.

She lives in the Mary Poppins house and has to stabilize her stack of cards like this every time the neighbour fires the canon.

She did a duet with Kid Rock. I am cautiously optimistic. Is she actually not a right winger anymore or is she just tired of cleaning rotten eggs off her car?