It’s just that, if carbonic acid, a fairly weak acid, already creates so many problems, sodium hydroxide, a strong base sounds like it might be worse

Is it just me, or releasing something that creates sodium hydroxide, one of the most powerful bases over large forested areas, is a terrible idea

Wait, humans aren’t real?

What is the buffer (in months) that framasoft has when it comes to donations? (Aka, how long can you operate if all sources of funding suddenly dry up)

You should have told them that they had summoned those creatures due to connecting the VPN wrong

Of course there is! Just ask him!

A matter of keeping some hair in a jar as well as a photograph of mine

Wait, but can I shapeshift within a given species?

TIL what thespian means. And I don’t think it would make you a better actor, just a cheaper and more versatile one. Besides, it’s funnier to kidnap random people and live their lives for a day. Since everything you need to know about them is inside a rectangle protected by the face and finger you just replicated, it should be feasible enough. Besides, they’ll take the experience to the grave or be considered nuts

I mean, what would you do with it? If I had it, I could greatly influence the politics of any country, simply by being any leader I wish to be and screwing their public image

Still a cool power

I mean, the point of shapeshifting is to be sneaky

That’s not shapeshifting, that’s body swapping

Give me the power, I’ll do it for free

So I just need to keep my weight constant

You shapeshift into the exact mental image you keep in your mind at any given moment

Disgusting and likely painful, would have to be done somewhere private

If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories. Id have to shapeshift somewhere calm, and leave myself notes

Still works. I just gotta shapeshift into someone about my height

Shapeshifting