Mayor Poopington

Sounds like you need to masturbate more

I feel so validated

Who?

I had my buddy believing for a while that all Jewish boys keep their foreskins and turn it in for a free trip to Israel

You can have the ‘spam eggs bacon and spam’. That hasn’t got much spam in it

What a fucking awful day to have eyes

Those are mesh, so as long as you’re sticking the drugs themselves in a dimebag first.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Def drink grapefruit juice if you’re taking e. The extra vitamins help a ton and it’ll extend the high.

No Bubbies? You’re missing out

Is this better?

I had no idea his name was that long

Nope. You can only pick one

Blankets gonna be floating 2 feet above the bed

That should be illegal

Respectfully

Marinading isn’t even for good steaks!