Thank you!

I have a bunch of shit going down at work and it’s getting to me

Miguel

The last fast food trend I took part in with friends was the grimace shake at McDonald’s. I puked so much from such a small amount…

Honestly, calling this admin retarded is valid because a lot of them genuinely seem to have an IQ low enough to get that medical diagnosis.

I also have long movie-like dreams and oftentimes they have sequels and I wake up remembering both the original and new dreams

Trail of Tears 2 Electric Boogaloo

Well fuck. I work at an MSP and we sell exclusively sell computers. 💀

I thought beware of dog signs were to cover your ass if you have an aggressive dog or to just keep people off your property.

My neighbor regularly brought her granddaughter to my yard to play and visit my dogs without my consent and didn’t stop when I asked her to. I got a beware of dog sign and she got the hint. My dogs aren’t aggressive or anything. I just don’t want her to sue me if her granddaughter gets hurt on my property.

Didn’t a tiger shark kill one recently?

Tired of false promises, man.

In a situation like this, can you take the money but still tell people anyway without getting in trouble yourself?

I thought the hamster was going to have been dead the whole time

Honestly, I’d love to protest with you because Iive relatively close to the city, but I getike no PTO and can’t afford to take time off. 💀

Don’t shame notepad! Just the other day I had to alter a host file so a computer could talk to a server! That’s a very important thing and I wouldn’t have been able to do it without trusty notepad!

Unacceptable tbh

Hell yeah, white baby

I found myself going to my mom’s place every day for dinner for a week and taking leftovers home. Now she’s just automatically freezing portions for me. She knows my ass is BROKE

Honestlyyyy.

My biggest issue rn is credit card debt. My dog needed multiple surgeries and my car needed fixed. I have 2 maxed out cards and no interest until November. It’s only like 6k to pay off, but it’s still overwhelming because I’ve never had to deal with this type of thing before. I think I can get it all paid off before November, but it’s still a daunting task.

Rip my fun summer plans.