Shit, it’s been 2 years already? Damn. I still get bummed over RiF when I think about it.

Thank you lol

cheers

Having POTS be like

My cat likes to interrupty work calls by meowing straight into my mic. She does it every opportunity she gets and people LOVE it.

My little sister’s voicemail says something along the lines of , “Hi, I’m either sleeping or playing video games. Leave a message and maybe I’ll call back”

I was friends with a young raccoon that was being rehabbed by a family friend. The lil dude was already imprinted on people so he couldn’t be released into the wild. He and I could match each other’s energy and we’d get into so much trouble together. Then he grew up and got fat and lazy. I was very disappointed because he was no longer an agent of chaos and I was.

🎵Look up on the heart. Upon the heart. Oh sweet Nerevar.🎵

Same tho

7

What a day to be literate.

I pay for google 1 storage so I can keep my meme archive going. Idk what I’ll do when I run out

Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.

Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks

If Reba has had work done, her surgeon is incredibly good. I can’t even tell and I’m really good at seeing that kinda thing

My mom had “Parenting the Strong-Willed Child”

It did not help her at all. Only thing that actually helped was the right depression meds after trying so many for like 12 years.

Holy fuck she’s 70!? She looks incredible!

I was fired with no warning in the middle of the day on a Tuesday. Turns out I was the fall guy when the department had to cut costs because all the projects the director was coming up with to save money were actually costing the place more to implement. They said I wasn’t good enough, but my one buddy there told me my work was just fine.

Gave me some bad self-esteem issues that I’m still working on years later, but I did get a WAY better job 4 days after being fired. Last I heard they’ve gone through 5 people trying to fill in my position after they realized they needed me.

5, obviously