I thought the hamster was going to have been dead the whole time

Honestly, I’d love to protest with you because Iive relatively close to the city, but I getike no PTO and can’t afford to take time off. 💀

Don’t shame notepad! Just the other day I had to alter a host file so a computer could talk to a server! That’s a very important thing and I wouldn’t have been able to do it without trusty notepad!

Unacceptable tbh

Hell yeah, white baby

I found myself going to my mom’s place every day for dinner for a week and taking leftovers home. Now she’s just automatically freezing portions for me. She knows my ass is BROKE

Honestlyyyy.

My biggest issue rn is credit card debt. My dog needed multiple surgeries and my car needed fixed. I have 2 maxed out cards and no interest until November. It’s only like 6k to pay off, but it’s still overwhelming because I’ve never had to deal with this type of thing before. I think I can get it all paid off before November, but it’s still a daunting task.

Rip my fun summer plans.

Don’t make promises you can’t keep. :(

The French liberating me and the other non-crazy folk would be the best rn.

What even is this timeline

I’ve been here since the reddit blackout and Nicole just ignored me until now lmao

Hell yeah!

Got my first Nicole today. Made me kinda happy ngl lmao

mommy kayaks

I am more than happy to provide, my child.

I wake up and almost immediately start shitposting to my group chats. I have a quota to meet.

Oh my god I want one so bad

I was at a stop light once and there was a really cute cow in a trailer next to me and it stuck its tongue out at me when I rolled down my window to say hi and I lost my mind.

I mean, same. I hate that I’m an American rn.

I don’t think Ukraine is an ally anymore. I don’t think much of Europe is our ally at this point

I use teams all day every day and I hate it. Only thing that makes it bearable is that my coworkers and I spam each other with jokes and memes all day to cope with how much we hate working with end users.