Ooooooooo, I love your username! A username like that deserves a ticket on the number nine!

Does a pocket protector count as clothing?

What am I looking at exactly? I see a cropped image, and mastodon is under 70%. Based on an educated guess and nothing more, I’m going to guess what you’re trying to convay is that in the pie that represents the total fediverse, mastodon used to account for more than 70%, and now smaller services are growing. So mastodons total pie share shrinks, as the pie grows in other areas.

Is that about what you’re trying to say? Or am I way off?

Can we get it to hack chicago television stations and spank people live on air, and complain about democrats (if I’m remembering it right) before babbling into being completely incoherant?

The homeless do.

Dude!!! What’s mine say???

For the life of me, I can’t figure out what changes between panel 10 and 11.

His legacy is already set. He will forever be remembered as a clueless man whos actions in office contridicted himself at many points.

Should have Bernie instead.

I never understood why they abandoned Splatoon 2. Like, I get that they have a new game, and that’s great, I guess…but why not support Splatoon 2 until Switch 2 comes out? I never bought the splatoon 3, because I JUST bought splatoon 2 like 2-3 years prior when it came out. You NEED online to play that game.

So you’re paying $59.99 for the game, and then $20 a year for online. All for a game that exists in a time bubble. Once it’s time for the next game, fuck you. Buy the new game. Your old game means nothing.

Well fuck you too Nintendo. I’ll just not buy Splatoon 3, and not pay for online anymore. How about that?

Ok, but that webpad genuinely seems way ahead of it’s time. I want a webpad, and I’m 1000000% sure it’s software is so out of date it would be like running windows 3.1 today.

Still though. How awesome does the webpad look?

Based on this picture, I’m pretty sure I want to be before linux…

Oh god, I can’t tell if that would be an epic prank, or a traumatizing nightmare.

Your teacher gets a cop, and all your classmates to go in it. Everyone acts like you did it.

Then a cop comes in, and arrests you. Throws you into the back of his car…then DRIVES YOU TO DISNEY WORLD!!!

Which, might be kind of a long drive now that I think about it. I have no idea where you lived in 1995.

You just said all the things I said, except you’re using an arguementitive tone.

Yeah, he signed a 44 billion dollar deal as a joke, then he tried to get out of it when he said he didn’t mean it.

Then he got fined another 2 million dollars for sending the judges his dick pics after the judges wouldn’t let him back out.

Then after the sale went through, he did that photo op where he brought a kitchen sink and a toilet to the twitter building.

How is stating what happened defending him? Everybody including SEC saw all of this happen in real time.

I’m not a musk defender, but I kinda don’t see musk in the wrong on this. He didn’t even want to buy it. He said it publically as a joke, then got roped into being obligated to buy. All of this was very public. It’ll be hard to argue that it wasn’t known he had bought it.

In roman times they used to chain link slaves together by the necks and ankles. Then they’d scoop out the eyes of everyone who isn’t the first in the chain.

Today, we not only don’t have slaves (well, except for prison, but thats another conversation) but the idea of scooping out anothers eyes is horrific sounding, rather than just the norm.

God damn dude…

Why does EVERYONE forget about the oklahoma city bombings???

2007 was early internet???

Unless you’re Micheal Jordan…or Stone Cold Steve Austin…or Goldberg…or…

I completely misunderstood the ban then. If you go back and read my previous thoughts on the matter, I debated IF this was good or bad.

And my debate was, do you allow actual spy services to keep spying in your country? Or do you ban the services, and introduce a precident which could easily be used towards a government lockdown of services?

And ultimately I landed of the belief that we shouldn’t ban tiktok. But that was under the assumption that it was a nationwide services ban. Not just a delisting from the app store.

Tiktok can still host the apk on their own website. Any other installations already installed on apple devices would still work. This isn’t a ban. It’s an app store delisting. And that’s fine. That initself doesn’t fly against the concepts of net neutrality. It becomes a matter of availability at that point.

And if tiktok is doing this of their own choice, then that doesn’t go against net neutrality either. That’s YOUR choice (if you are tiktok).

So, yeah. This small clarification really made this “debate” not much of a debate to me anymore. Ignore all previous positions I held. This issue just became simple. Fuck tiktok. Thats on them. The government didn’t ban them. They delisted an app.

Childporn is illegal on any network. As well it should be. Tiktok is not illegal as a result of this “ban”. That’s what I thought was happening. It’s not (assuming you are correct, which I have no reason to doubt).