At last, hardware built to run my code!

I honestly always thought Giant Otters only existed in D&D.

No way. I want to grip that thing by the end of a nice long handle so I’m holding it nowhere the business end. I don’t want two business ends so the one I used last time is hovering above my hand, possibly still waiting to shake droplets of nope on me.

“Help us improve your User Experience by trying as hard as possible to induce to spend money you don’t have on crap you don’t need.”

Yeah 4 seems extravagant! People nowadays tend to have 2 options - “I completely agree with you because you completely agree with me and we’re the Good Guys,” or “Fuck you, nazi!”

Ok but adults controlling other adults isn’t “reverse” tho.

Fear = Profit!

Would you like to know more?

They don’t want to reuse the numbers, so it’s cars that are on the road now or ever have been.

They’re switching from 0AAA000 to 000AAA0. When that arrangement runs out they’ve still got A000AAA, AAA000A, AAA0AAA, and 000A000. Then they can start using letters and digits in pairs or fours. By the time they run out of everything cars won’t have license plates, or won’t exist, or neither will we.

Can I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

When I cook I follow the restaurant kitchen principle of cleaning as you go, meaning constantly clear your workspace and clean your essential tools so they’re immediately ready. When you get an inspiration to cook, nothing deflates it like finding you have 20 minutes of work to do first, or that the special utensil or machine you only have one of needs soaking to get the crusty dried crud off it.

If only Doordash would also clean your kitchen!

Okay, buh-bye.

2026 Teslas will have new AI Feel-o-Vision feature.

Those damned libs and their intrusive Big Government.

Reminds me of DMing an adventure that hinges on the party encountering teabags and hot water.

Dark

I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. “Permission”? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, “Unable to comply due to security settings” - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, “Your Majesty”.

Also take 30x longer to clear their throat. Human: Ahem. Giraffe: Ahem ahem ahem ahem ahem ahem…

I agree, capitalism is just one way greed manifests itself. Greedy opportunists figure out how to exploit any system. The people douchevoting you are binary meme-brains who think you’re saying capitalism is the greatest thing since Betty White because you didn’t explicitly say the opposite.