I’m a programmer and my answer would be more like the tester’s answer.

But okay I also used to be a tester so this comment is probably invalid.

Mysagony: the Silant Killar

Also there are so many satirical sites now, you can’t just look for Onion on the link anymore.

Moving to 32 hrs on paper and really expecting 60, instead of 40 on paper and really expecting 60.That’s a bold move, Cotton.

I agree people do a hell of a lot of unnecessary travel, but transportation engineers didn’t build all that infrastructure to fool people into traveling more, they did it because people were traveling more. Like most things, it was about the things, not about you at all.

Somebody now 15, when they’re 35: Well maybe I’ll get off the streets soon.

Not sure if he’s thinking about a second monitor or a second smoke.

I don’t even understand the question.

Looks like rain. Gonna be good for the crops tho.

Is your sister a Level 36 Bureaucrat or still struggling along at level 35?

In that case I share your hope.

The current bar is down there with the rebar in the sidewalk.

Or is that just a sign of Takes One To Know One Syndrome?

In theory there’s no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

Isn’t that how they capture you?

Slapshot III - The Robo Zamboni Awakens

Zamboni himself would have wanted it that way.

me watching Buffy: “Enough with the crazy martial arts, lead with the god damn stake!”

Beating up pedophiles sounds great, so does beating up rapists and murderers, but remember you can be called a pedophile for leaning in close to a kid in a photo. “B-but in this case it really WAS a bad guy” doesn’t justify mob violence. I don’t want my safety to depend on the right people being in a particular mob on a Thursday.

Aircraft are sort of expensive and they can cause large scale damage to the public

Sounds like what somebody would say to carefully lay the groundwork for abolishing online anonymity. Computers can cause large scale damage to the public, and they’re cheap!