In quantum physics, Keanu is both a wave and a particle. Whoa…

• General Relativity 1905
• Special Relativity 1905
• Assclown Relativity 2025

Very constructive comment. There is no perfect browser, dude, but I wouldn’t call Vivaldi garbage. They are really trying to make a difference with the technology at hand. I mean, it is kind of hard to make a browser from scratch.

Wrong coke! You are supposed to start with Diet Coke and move up to hardcore Classic Coke.

Careful, that can make Jim Jordan feel retarded.

They’a? Is that a contraction of a contraction?

Some of their garbage is worth it. Had to fix a water leak and since I am not a plumber, I didn’t have pipe wrenches but I am sure I will not keep fixing pipes after that one.

12in wrench. $7.00 Got two. Saved $350 hiring a plumber.

No piss jug? He’s been doing this for less than a week.

I have been using Xiaomi Redmi Notes since version 7, currently I have version 13. Hardware is solid, fast, dependable and flexible. It comes with some bloatware but the new HyperOS is actually very open to turning off all possible privacy / tracking apps.

I rooted some of my previous phones but haven’t the new one. For the price point, imo is the best option.

Make sure to check the supported bands of the device against your carrier 5G/4G bands or the phone has a hard time connecting.

If you are planning on rooting, set a Xiaomi account right away as it takes time to get unlocking code.

Make it a TV show where contestants rummage through trash and one pretends to find the BC so the man who lost it gets his hopes up just to find out it was a ruse. 12 seasons, 9 episodes each.

Every car, except for one (and not by much) is one of four colors: black, gray, red (also kind of specific red hue) and white.

What are the odds of this happening at a public parking place?

Hint: look at the cars.

Not even close…

Thinking about this, the only ancient information we are still able to access is painted or edged on stone or clay. How about some sort huge wall with thousands of QRcode like engravings?

I think Wei Wu is attracted to white perverted and slutty people.

So what you all are saying is that the next event after becoming immortal with incredible powers, is to go take a really messy shower?