? What?

Because he’s a special baby snowflake.

Can’t somebody file a lawsuit to compel them to produce their representative?

What’s there to investigate? You can go watch them get murdered right now. It isn’t exactly a who-dunnit. Getting charges, on the other hand, is another kettle of wax to keep in the hand.

I wonder how long it will be before people start trying to use the Epstein Files as a defense in court. “Well, yes, your honor, I did murder that girl, but so did so-and-so, and they are walking around free as a bird!”

Don’t worry, I’m sure that not enacting any type of consequence will surely get them to see the error of their ways.

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.