I cannot articulate how perfect this synopsis is.

Who would win, Sanat or Craig?

If you have MACs on your LAN, that’s your problem.

Why does it have three…? You know what, never mind.

If perfect poop is ¥5000, how about ¥2500 for subpar poop? I can donate regularly.

Wait, the OP pic isn’t that???

Unexpected Shadow Hearts mention in the wild.

Nice.

I honestly do not know why the conservatives demonized Hillary so much

Easy way to move the Overton window.

faint echoes of “I heard that!” in the distance

Thanks. Just imagine if someone had dropped their phone on the train.

mechanically pre-digested

I can’t speak for your anatomy, but my digestion process doesn’t add milk and butter.

Username checks out.

It depends on how far north you are and whether you believe central Jersey exists.

The lower left map was clearly drawn by someone who thinks they’re New York, for example. It’s understandable that they don’t want Toms River, so they pawn it off as south Jersey. But actual south Jersey doesn’t want it either. Toms River basically proves that central Jersey exists.

Genius, pure genius.

I had a crush on Christine when I was like 7. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

is no longer an audience member for anything Nickelodeon-related

But none of them are cute anime kids. Zero stars, do not recommend.