Here is the post with the original art without AI

https://lemmy.world/post/28698509

TIL “ja” is german for yes (?)

Wait why would I hate Cameron Diaz? What are you, like an internet troll or something?

Maybe you need to watch more Cameron Diaz, I don’t know

Not sure but certainly not a showerthought

More fitting of Unpopular Opinions I’d say

Congrats.

Strange to have your first day on a weekend. Feels like they expect a bit too much out of their employees. Just as long as you’re not overworked into a zombie, I guess, a job is a job

Downvote me to helk if you like but in my experience I’d mention Human Resources before Corporations and Cops

Twice a day during today, you mean?

This one actually got me to chuckle

wot

Oh I see. So he said Aspergers can’t use the toilet unassisted, not that Elon needs assistance

Thanks for pointing to the source! That explains the colored hat as well

I’m obviously OOTL here- I’ve known people with Asperger’s and they used the bathroom by themselves just fine. What’s going on? I don’t live in US

I’ve never seen this one before. Reapproprieted from where? I like it

I’m obviously not an expert since I’m the airhead a few comments above who wouldn’t recognize a bomb in the ground. But 80 years is plenty to cover an object. Lots of things can happen. A couple floods or rainy seasons will soften the soil. Debris will pile up and rot over it. Animals may step on it and push it even further, especially if the soil is damp.

My parents did some renovations a couple of years ago and left a large pile of old tiles and bricks in the backyard. The pile got reclaimed by grass damn fast and is half buried now. A small object over decades ? It disappears

I can’t afford that anyway… the perks of being poor

Wow I would have never thought of calling the police - I wouldn’t have recognized it as a potential explosive. I better stay away from sites that were ever bombed/mined

No

Hehe this would be loved in the pets with jobs or cats with jobs communities