Mouselemming@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•TFW you see the toilet paper after the first wipe when your haemorrhoids flare up badly
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10 hours agoWhen you go to flush and the water looks like borscht
Metamucil time
When you go to flush and the water looks like borscht
Metamucil time
Except for hiding her condition from her constituents. Do you want her voting on the Spending Bill when she doesn’t even remember where she is?
(To be fair, it would be hard to tell you’re not in Congress when you’re surrounded by your fellow Alzheimer’s patients.)
Tree bark is too scratchy. Psyllium ftw