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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • This is a really good case for sabotaging the retrofit. Slow it wwwwaaaaaayyyyy doooowwwnnn, and do all the merely cosmetic tacky gilt stuff first. Once he retires, the protective shielding and communications and weaponry won’t be necessary anymore. And he won’t care, as long as it looks lavish enough.

    Also I think we really need to start using “retires” rather than “leaves office.” Or “goes private” if it seems like he doesn’t want to feel old enough for retirement. We have to make it seem like something he’d want. If we really made it appealing he’d quit early, because he’s sure the fuck not doing this job for the sake of the nation.


  • “Because of capitalists’ colossal structural power, we’re required to stroke the egos and soothe the anxieties of tantrum throwing elites every time we want to improve society. If we want better education, healthcare, and childcare programs, or to fix our own crumbling infrastructure, or to make our own cities affordable to live in, we are structurally compelled to consider the interests and feelings of the ultrarich, to beg permission from the most wantonly unethical and pathologically narcissistic people on earth.”

    It’s frankly ridiculous that despite having more wealth than they know what to do with, they’re still obsessed with the fear that someone else might get a little of it.













  • Just consider the relative hardness of your flesh versus the pit. And the fact that while you intend to hit the pit straight on, imbedding the knife, if it slips sideways, by the time it hits your skin it’s going to be moving in a slicing motion, which obviously makes penetration of skin and tendons easier. What’s so difficult about laying it on the cutting board? You’re still allowed to hold the end of it for stability, just don’t put your palm behind it.


  • It doesn’t harm it at all. The knife sinking into the pit absorbs the shock, and besides you’re about to eat it. Most injuries aren’t caused by terrible aim, they’re because the pit is slippery and curved, so just a little wrong angle can send the blade sliding off and into the hand. Especially when people whack too hard, and/or started the tequila or cannabis before the guac. That’s why you make putting it down a habit, so your muscle memory will override your stupidity.

    If you’re not going to eat the whole avocado, put it in the fridge with the pit still in it (and the open part covered) to keep it green.