Wish there was a 25th amendment for senators. This dude’s brain is melting out his ears

Fun fact, the Crimson Chin’s alter ego is Henry Cavill

Make sure your spouse isn’t around to see: http://www.vintagecalculators.com/

I started solving it then opened the comments to start writing down my work, then saw someone else solved it so I stopped

Downtime aversion

Gotta get that feng shui tiktoker on this

I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…

At this point, we should probably start including zoomers in these memes cause they have been on this ride with us for a hot minute

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I hope we are in a dress. It would explain… everything but also give us hope of escaping this one

The bird or the trampoline?

I try to take to heart that somebody is always learning about something basic for the first time and that that’s okay BUT where the hell have you been the last couple of months that you haven’t heard of DOGE the agency?!?!

Wait, I read the article and the headline is pretty much on point? What am I missing?

I beleive it was just an Instagram post. Not from a porn or anything

These themed hotels are getting out of hand

They can’t, that’s why they keep dying in car crashes

I don’t want my mom to be able to turn her computer into a paperweight…

Tho those complicated outcome trends can have issues with things like minorities having worse health outcomes due to a history of oppression and poorer access to Healthcare. Will definitely need humans overseeing it cause health data can be misleading looking purely at numbers

She doesn’t deserve this

I always ask for the can (with a heartfelt please and thank you hand signal). I’ve never been told no. Tho most times the can is handed over already opened. Wouldn’t suprise me if this was true tho but also wouldn’t suprise me if that’s just an excuse to save 20¢.