At this point, we should probably start including zoomers in these memes cause they have been on this ride with us for a hot minute

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I hope we are in a dress. It would explain… everything but also give us hope of escaping this one

The bird or the trampoline?

I try to take to heart that somebody is always learning about something basic for the first time and that that’s okay BUT where the hell have you been the last couple of months that you haven’t heard of DOGE the agency?!?!

Wait, I read the article and the headline is pretty much on point? What am I missing?

I beleive it was just an Instagram post. Not from a porn or anything

These themed hotels are getting out of hand

They can’t, that’s why they keep dying in car crashes

I don’t want my mom to be able to turn her computer into a paperweight…

Tho those complicated outcome trends can have issues with things like minorities having worse health outcomes due to a history of oppression and poorer access to Healthcare. Will definitely need humans overseeing it cause health data can be misleading looking purely at numbers

She doesn’t deserve this

I always ask for the can (with a heartfelt please and thank you hand signal). I’ve never been told no. Tho most times the can is handed over already opened. Wouldn’t suprise me if this was true tho but also wouldn’t suprise me if that’s just an excuse to save 20¢.

Can I please get the can?

Fuck. Good point. Guess I’ll just have to come to peace with me being a hypocrite when it comes to what I find acceptable.

Only because I find these specific videos to be quite funny, maybe there can be a “satire/criticism of a public figure” exception that could exist

I guess nowadays, it’s not the biggest deal but it’s just an old internet habit was to not break people’s browsers

Pdf link warning: https://crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/LSB/LSB10186

This is something I had found the other week that led me to beleive that he probably could

Paywalled

President does have the power to pardon someone for a federal contempt charge. So we’ll get into a wierd situation of perpetual pardons and contempts at some point. We can only pray that that level of recursion breaks the simulation and we can all leave this hell cape.