Gtfo

I wrote a whole thing, but this clearly was a playful punch in the arm. If you just punch them back, you can have a laugh. Responding with “lol” would defuse more than trying to be intellectual in your comeback

We can’t afford the computational overhead of 8! Help plz

Look, we are all nerds here, and nerd-to-nerd this is a terrible response that isn’t going to land at all. Literally “your mom took it out on you as an infant” would land better than this

ERROR: Yellow Mellow preference detected. Proceeding to Mountain Dew Education Institute. Nissan thanks you for you cooperation

If you see hello when you got to this site instead of getting an insecure warning, you’ve got a bit of a problem. https://emuhdra.we-have-a-problem.com/

Anyone acting like this who is out of highschool is a walking huge red flag

He’s just shy and hiding

So yeah, check your shit. I was having fun until I tested if we were affected

I was having fun until I tested reaching the endpoints at https://emuhdra.we-have-a-problem.com/ and now I’m not laughing at 4 and my day is ruined

The single PR stunt probably offset every inconvenience I’ll suffered to lower my footprint for years

I can say that around 2010, the value proposition was there. Longer lifespan, held their value for resale, better built in software. iLife and iWork were a crazy value compared to what you got from Office and whatnot. New versions of the OS were way cheaper. Wasn’t snow leopard like $60?

I prefer to say it’s habit forming. Better captures the battle with with the parts of you that want to quit

Is it even worth looting it if there hasn’t been an IPO yet?

Do these show up weird like.zips or something? Or is it just my app?

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Imagine being single and actively casually dating and having this just run in your head for the rest of your life. Never knowing if someone is going to show up to your door and introduce you as the parent. I think part of the terrorism is that it’d affect everything, and be especially hainious if you want to be a parent. Youd have to tell future potential long term partners that there may be a child out there. I think might be one of the most long term cognitohazard pranks I’ve seen

It was a single bad decision. While I so hate him, I extend grace

Imagine waking up in the hospital where they have to get you healthy enough to discharge in order to send you back to death row

The thumbnail is… nm