“There’s a man in the bathroom and there’s something hard in his pants!”

It’s TIME, not times or the times. Just to avoid confusion when people say the times they usually mean the New York Times.

I was full of sympathy for that kid until I found out he’s possibly been torturing and killing animals. From his supposed former behavioral therapist. It seems like he might have been lying though. He does have a photo of him with Barron and some other kids. I’m not going to link because I don’t have to spread possible misinformation.

I don’t know what to think. I hate living in the post-truth world.

Good point, I didn’t think about that.

Where I live I estimate at least half of white men hunt deer. Some people look at me funny if I tell them I’ve never been hunting. It’s absolutely necessary for population control, because we’re never going to get these people to go for reintroduction of wolves.

I’ve had a deer steak so good it ranks up with the best beef steaks I’ve had. I’ve had deer so gamey it’s gross. Hunters tell me the biggest influence on taste is how quickly the deer dies. It could be bullshit but I believe it. They aim for the heart, and if their aim is true the deer will die instantly.

I’m a big fan of jerky made in the old style (very thin and chewy) with no sugar added. Deer jerky is my second favorite after biltong. You should try it if you get a chance! I know I’ll keep an eye out for moose now.

Ah right on, makes sense.

Yep! Twitter is going to be Weixin. I’ll go to my grave calling it twitter in a pathetic display of disapproval.

Move to West Virginia, we need more people like you. I just got a beautiful Serbian made AK, all I had to do was wait for it to be shipped over and pick it up at my local gun shop. 15 minutes for the background check which is essentially no felonies, because I have an extensive misdemeanor record from when I was young and wild. All I had to do was listen to the workers and customers spout bullshit conspiracy theories and talk about the latest Joe Rogan episode. Small price to pay.

Even my wife, who was previously anti-gun, bought a 9mm. Interesting times.

What’s wrong with Cory? I think he’s brilliant.

Unless you’re suggesting some kind of utopian emergence from the ashes.

I’d love to try it. How does it compare to deer? I like deer but I don’t like black bear. That’s my line for gaminess.

I have a suspicion that if it weren’t for all the disease the colonizers would have destroyed them anyway.

Also nobody intentionally made them deathly ill? Smallpox blankets.

The snails I’ve had (only twice) were delicious. Is geoduck like that? They look like a big snail.

This is just the beginning. He’s going to force the government to run through twitter. Then you’ll only be able to pay your bills through twitter. Then your national ID will be authorized through twitter. Then all banking through twitter. It’s coming.

I’m down 100%. Also give them rifles. Now we’re talking.

Maybe it’s because they’re subverting the largest and most powerful democracy in the world. Wait until the real purges start. I bet you won’t be able to dig a hole deep enough to fit your head.

Upgrade your Mexican food game to birria or tacos de lengua/cachete.

Real Mexicans drink bud lite. I swear it’s a joke.

They don’t realize that race is essentially fiction. Skin color is an easy visual test if someone is good or bad. We’re fucking apes.

Don’t forget Curtis Yarvin, and his predecessor Adelson. They think democracy was a mistake.

Go back to Reddit asshole.