

Hell yeah, brother 


Hell yeah, brother 


What a surprise. Don’t forget, Elon bought Twitter to bury the flight tracker and desperately wanted to party with Epstein.


They abandoned steam for a payout from Epic, at this point it’s expected that there’s incentive to promote their partner / owner.


Not really a surprise, the article was written by a CEO of a private jet company.


Here’s 25 things he lied about in 2022, I’m sure there’s only been one or two others since then.
https://www.aol.com/25-things-elon-musk-promised-160000576.html


Cool, now about all those flags the supreme justice’s wife loves to fly…


He did a great job supressing the sniffles.


He pulled the same BS during covid, record profits and sales of the 30-series cards and he tells investors on a call “don’t worry, we’re going to get through this” as people started going back to work.
I’ve been watching Jon Breaks Bad News, he makes calls like this on stream, it can get pretty wild.

Current net worth you mean?


He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn’t his laptop either.
Raccoon people?


Imagine if they actually brought back “options” and let you choose between changes rather than force them on you.


Optics or marketing, it’s the same reason LLMs are all called AI.


Gotta get desperate when you lost almost 1/2 your companies stock value in a month, burn baby burn.



The enshittification must flow.


Progresso ruined the Chickarina soup by shrinking the meatballs and replacing acini de pepe with stars and the gelatinized soup they come in.
Stand-down August 23rd-30th. Want to send a fuck you to Sony? Fuck their profits, then they’ll understand.