Hah.

This actually makes more sense than the real reason.

Please enlighten me.

No idea mate. I think it’s a pretty crap system personally.

“we don’t actually live in a democracy”.

Yes we do. It’s a representative democracy. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

Just a reminder that downvoting something doesn’t stop it being true.

It’s a representative democracy, not direct democracy.

You don’t want your mother to be able to install software.

It says that after a Christmas party, then 53 year old CEO of Premise Data, Maury Blackman, was arrested when his 25 year old girlfriend told San Francisco police that “he just started beating me.”

Is that the same Maury Blackman you are talking about?

Sorry, what was that name again?

Have you used it since the 90s? Something like Ubuntu does literally everything for you - drivers, printers, the works.

The word “blame” normally implies that something bad has happened.

That’ll be why Microsoft stuff is so shitty.

She definitely looks better in the lower picture.

You mean he’s not actually leaving the department of mnlftsiunbf gvcvh fgfrdvbbgi building?

I’m losing track of whether these files exist or not. Is Friday a file exists day or a “nothing to see here” day?

Fuckterfs Fuckrowling

Or live next to a waterfall. Or play waterfall noises through speakers.

I’m a straight dude and it turned me into a lesbian.