Mess with the best, die like the rest

Like that time Max Zorin of Zorin Industries went nuts, prompting the British secret service to intervene.

Did you develop a desire to flood silicon valley while escaping via blimp after you started using Zorin? Asking for a friend.

More recent development in spoon engineering.

I cloned myself so he could live my dream of multiple accounts.

Anthrax-ia

Ah yes, the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude approach

As long as you do it in support of Israel, you have a hall pass to commit acts against humanity

Silent Hill [Pay Your Respects]

Fear that their food or covid shots might’ve been handled by someone attracted to their same gender? Hoping it’s just an unfortunate typo and they meant germaphobe.

I pronounce it the more correct way where you’re lifted off the ground.

Surprised no one in the porn industry has expanded on and run with it yet, not that I’ve been frequently checking…

There’s a guy with a good head on his shoulders, and I’m not even sure if they’re his shoulders.

Perosmith

Get outta here with that colon privilege, with your solid stool and fiber rich diet

I’d settle for rockets that explode with billionaires in them.

Uh huh! Uh huh! And all the vendors say he’s pretty fly, for a Valve guy

Try to find a transistor radio in the White House. You can’t.

(Relatively) young Christian woman hire. Triple DEI, no erasees.

Looking at porn is fine, as long as one of his children gets an app notification on their phone when he does.