Today I learned that the DEA doesn’t consider weed to have accepted medical use while cocaine does for the same use case (pain relief).

Going into WWI was a bad time to be coming of age.

Too much hassle. I’m installing a personal geothermal power station next to my Starbucks.

One of the few things that are consistent with these people (MAGA sycophants), fueled by hate; is how they harbor a fair amount of self hatred in the case where they don’t clear the purity hurdle.

Might’ve just been bad timing where baskets were piled up at the end of the checkout counters and the staff hadn’t had the chance to bring them back near the entrances.

My local grocery store limits self checkout to 10 items or less. My guess is that people have a hard time counting to 10 and just assume that their cart full of groceries is probably 10 items or less.

You Only Live Once

The Living Daylight

“scout knife with a surprise”

And the Republican party is the API.

Read it like Frank in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia calling out his wife.

Enough to question the life choices of people who pay for it.

They’re about as much of an artist as the dude that operates the wave machine at the water park is Poseidon.

Counting the days till conservatives start flying Knights Templar uniforms.

It’s rare, finding another with a similar disposition and making it a foursome is the dream.

I consider it sex when my alter ego takes control and starts ravaging my body. Big grey area though, in terms of consent.

Yikes

Patient Registration Questionnaire Question 856. Patient’s preferred computer operating system (OS): Ubuntu LTS

“Yeah, sorry buddy, we don’t serve your kind in these offices.”

That’s how they get you, i put mine in a DONTREADME.txt file.

Respond in the affirmative with “amen bruh-thur!” and i think you nailed it.

Hoped even

Without knowing all the facts, I’ve been placing the blame largely on her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly. Man, fuck that guy.

Though I’m sure a lot of it was her own doing too.