We’re much more civilized and advanced as a society compared to those days. Surely we can make laser guillotines with a machine that can process the corpse into compostable material.

There’s at least one die hard Nintendo fan out there that’s gonna custom tip $100+ because being a Nintendo fan is their personality. Nintendo should be selling them special loyalty edition consoles for $10k or something and give the rest of us a break.

Knew a guy that got the one-two punch of being a soldier then being a cop. Would describe people like “male, Caucasian, average build” when we were out at bars.

Until that judge gets detained for having a foreign sounding name.

Just have to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and take a 5-6 figure loan from your parents. C’mon people

Mess with the best, die like the rest

Like that time Max Zorin of Zorin Industries went nuts, prompting the British secret service to intervene.

Did you develop a desire to flood silicon valley while escaping via blimp after you started using Zorin? Asking for a friend.

More recent development in spoon engineering.

I cloned myself so he could live my dream of multiple accounts.

Anthrax-ia

Ah yes, the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude approach

As long as you do it in support of Israel, you have a hall pass to commit acts against humanity

Silent Hill [Pay Your Respects]

Fear that their food or covid shots might’ve been handled by someone attracted to their same gender? Hoping it’s just an unfortunate typo and they meant germaphobe.

I pronounce it the more correct way where you’re lifted off the ground.

Surprised no one in the porn industry has expanded on and run with it yet, not that I’ve been frequently checking…

There’s a guy with a good head on his shoulders, and I’m not even sure if they’re his shoulders.

Perosmith

Get outta here with that colon privilege, with your solid stool and fiber rich diet