Aw, man. I didn’t know I could order my martini spun.

Shit?

This is the worst genre of fanfic.

You’d think this would escalate things rather than be an actual way to avoid repercussions. Would the same breakdown in law apply if a domestic abuse victim got a restraining order in the Southern District and then their abuser approached them in the Northern District?

Third time is the charm

I’ve now tagged you as “insane misogynist” for the sake of balance.

Probably best not visit the UK or large portions of Europe in that case.

Got it, sarcasm isn’t allowed anymore, that’s offensive. Repeatedly calling someone an asshole however, is top notch behaviour.

I’m sure they were just going to mention coconuts.

Is this satire?

I don’t know. How could anyone possibly tell?

That said you could always be a sarcastic asshole

That’s kind of my whole deal.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it’s suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

Research, in this case, would have been reading the entirity of the comment. If that is too hard for everyone, I can see why we are in this mess.

You can’t assume the cop was a nazi, they were just following orders. Everyone has to follow orders in their job and are probably afraid of repercussions if they don’t follow through with their job after getting the orders mixed up by, for example, accidentally sent out the wrong plate of food, or an innocent teenager to an offshore death camp.

Got my Google Glass pre-ordered

$200 from fam… straight to El Salvador

$2billion from Saudi Prince…?

Probably drinking first and eating secondarily

Cum mania?