That’s just a deformed pretzel

Ooo someone painted words on my grass, I am in terror.

I mean… it’s not wrong. She even celebrates it in the next reply.

All I know is: if you expect me to click more than 5 Legitimate interest toggles, imma leave

Everyone had a few black servants growing up, especially those of us who lived in a very well-run, law-abiding country with virtually no crime at all. Therefore we don’t need DEI programs.

But… he had lots of black servants and they were paid to smile at him.

It doesn’t say he was kind to them, it just says he had to buy friends.

That’s Jimmy Olsen’s whole purpose. Even Clark gets to “not my job” this situation.

I understand that this bug probably didn’t need a video to be actioned, but if it is a 1 minute repro, it isn’t really a huge ask for you to screen cap it. Making a 15 minute troll video isn’t exactly heroic malicious compliance.

But what about those of us around the world that hate him? Am I an international incident yet?

I think you need to see a doctor for that unattached tip

Oh so the real question is: would you rather die by musket or cannon?

Calm down Toretto

I mean, he wouldn’t have this problem if he stopped impregnating and then dumping a new woman every year.

Well someone has to be the couch in every relationship

Bro, I would totally use my proboscis to suck the moisture out of some juicy ribs right now.

Only to 360. Maybe about 380 in full profile. Slightly unclear, face is as weird as body.

Transitions for thee but not for me.

“Trump is already hard at work to deliver savings for American families.”

Yes, we know. All 735 of the billionaire families will receive savings at the very least. Thank you for your generosity.

Ew, gluten free cake