

The world is on fire, but if you don’t add fire to the fire, you might get burned.


The world is on fire, but if you don’t add fire to the fire, you might get burned.


No need to go that far. If we just require one valid photo ID for TikTok, the children will finally be safe.


It was a Biden executive order with an autopen for sure. Trump is a patriot for following the law and kicking me in the balls.


Well that really fixed that problem for everyone


Well that’s certainly an attention grabbing first 3 words.


And not a single one was legal age
Get a load of this guy, not mutating like the rest of us
How do you eat and poop?


But on the other hand, it’s really polite about me knowing nothing about anything, so I think we should invest all the money on Earth into it.


He might not be wrong. He wasn’t very sharp 25 years ago either.


Saying “actually it was our country that radicalized him” is an odd flex.


The Genius Bar are much more violent these days.


Ok I’ll do 70 hour weeks as long as it promises I am also a billionaire by retirement. So that’ll be a salary of 21 million a year please.


Oh my god, “both sides same” crew were right all along.


The straight to video sequel: Bonespurs Mountain


Considering there’s never been a woman president and the country still hates gay people, it’s kind of impressive.


Makes me extra intrigued about what’s going on in the Department of War building now.
Its just a normal anvil but it tells you you did a perfect hammer blow every time.
But those things are obviously not as important as improving our predictive text algorithms!
1 in 5 people seeing something as positive is not a high approval rating in the beginning.