“Tell me you don’t know how reddit works without saying you don’t know how reddit works.”

Gee, I wonder why.

I know that when I’m deciding who to vote for, I always pick the candidate who promises to do something that I would consider to be a disaster that affects me directly.

I get having a digital cluster, because you can display way more information than using analog gauges.

Put it in front of the driver.

Wouldn’t that mean that we would have had to be transported by some other species into environments where we previously weren’t? We didn’t “hitch a ride” on anything else; we went on our own.

Sure, but they’re rat balls, having been included with the rat penis transplant.

I totally read that wrong.

Is the son 30?

Edit: What? Look at the picture, that’s no “nightmares from watching Lion King” aged kid.

Awning of the mouth. Chimney of the lungs.

Chimning of the louth.

And the nose is the awning of the mouth.

Sparkling beans on toast.

Sometimes the treasure map has two X’s on it.

Every time Grandma comes over, the intro drum riff from Hot For Teacher plays.

Now that you mention it …

That makes as much sense as anything.

DOES YOUR GRANDMOTHER HAVE WHEELS???

Whey is juice.

Wait … wait –

Tortilla chips and frijoles refritos is just sparkling beans on toast.

Whiskey, not Scotch, but yes, there are some really good ones.

Tea is soup.