They supported him, what the hell did they think was going to happen?

There’s a reason we don’t let rabid dogs roam wild. If you open the cage, you don’t get to complain about the subsequent rabies epidemic. You certainly don’t get to ask the dog to stop biting people.

If I knew I would regularly get to chill with other people’s cats, I would switch careers now.

I fucking hope so. I cannot wait to watch this burn down around them.

It’s like he has a team of people who’s only job is to look for ways he can make himself look ridiculous. I couldn’t look this stupid if it was my full-time job.