Damn that Weird Al and his weird tariffs!

I can tell this is fake news because it implies trump has friends.

Um, I’d rather not speculate.

Leave the planet? Leave this plane of existence?

How about a transistor (trans-sister)?

When life gives you banana-shaped lemons, make banana-shaped lemonade.

Well that’s disappointing.

From the context of these two tweets it seems to me like a pretty cute joke.

Maybe it’s a joke? Have you seen Severence?

Allegedly.

…and wtf is a “glowie?”

I have a pc I use as a dedicated file server, and a MacBook which connects seamlessly to that file server via my home WiFi, and I stream movies easily. My AppleTV and iPad stream from it too, no problem. I don’t look like that guy on the right. Am I doing something wrong?

FJB = “F Joe Biden”.

The maga rubes are not a clever lot

Well to be fair trump is no president.

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Cuck Schumer

Cuck Schumer

I guess an octopus skirt is more like a poncho.

77 million more stories like this one, please.