How about a transistor (trans-sister)?

When life gives you banana-shaped lemons, make banana-shaped lemonade.

Well that’s disappointing.

From the context of these two tweets it seems to me like a pretty cute joke.

Maybe it’s a joke? Have you seen Severence?

Allegedly.

…and wtf is a “glowie?”

I have a pc I use as a dedicated file server, and a MacBook which connects seamlessly to that file server via my home WiFi, and I stream movies easily. My AppleTV and iPad stream from it too, no problem. I don’t look like that guy on the right. Am I doing something wrong?

FJB = “F Joe Biden”.

The maga rubes are not a clever lot

Well to be fair trump is no president.

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Cuck Schumer

Cuck Schumer

I guess an octopus skirt is more like a poncho.

77 million more stories like this one, please.

Not without cheating-which he is notorious for.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/

Well you can’t fault it for accuracy. Spot on.

Singapore.

Best I can do is a bear carcass and the head of a beached whale…