Also I thought he was announcing his own name like a video host. "Doug M here, from another universe, welcome to . . . ’

Candygram. Landshark.

There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.

This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.

I’m too young to die! And too old to eat off the kids menu! What a stupid age I am!

These are just facts he was told about his Outie.

I delivered in Wisconsin during the winter. Walked up some dude’s unsalted, fully iced walkway and my feet went out from under me and the pizza bag went up in the air. By some miracle, I landed on my feet and the bag landed in my hands. Asshole didn’t tip. I hope all the cheese was stuck to the top of the box.

I’m in Virginia. Don’t have $3k or any clue what I would do with that.

Nature is amazing.

We love Wingspan. Meadow is pleasant.

Just One was a great game for 4 people. Three people have to get the fourth person to guess a particular word. They each write down a one-word hint. If any two (or more) players write the same word hint, they don’t get to show that word to the guesser. It’s a lot of fun when you see the different ways people interpret words to come up with hints and how two (or more) words can work together to make you think of the answer.

I never lick the spoon. Weed tastes gross, and I need the baked good to cover the flavor.

That was pain full.

If you’re not good at the thing others expect you to do, you may be good at something else.

Now we’re at least 10% plastic, so that drove the other numbers down.

So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

Are you serious? Because they lie. And because they demonize the other side so hard, their base will vote for them no matter what. For example, polling shows most republican voters are not in favor of extreme abortion restrictions. They want abortion up to a certain point and for certain reasons. But when they’re told the other side is murdering full-norn babies, they go for what seems to them like the lesser evil.

This is an example of why I think it’s important to distinguish between politicians and voters when saying *Republicans want X." Because what they want or believe are often at odds. It would help if we could convince the voters of that.

I want to hook you up with my brother, who sounds very much like your dude, but not married.