“You aren’t born liking dick. You choose to like dick, just like I’m choosing not to like dick. I don’t like dick, I don’t like dick, I don’t like dick, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t”

He says to himself while gargling balls in a public restroom.

I’m so glad I’m not alone in finding this so funny.

Bet you anything they’re going to try to put it in phones, hell they probably already have.

95-degree water

F or c?

they lose attraction because they were never attracted to the person. they are attracted to the fantasy of the person.

and once you become too ‘real’ you destroy the fantasy and they have no more interest.

All of us who were Manic Pixie Dream Girl-ed are reading this thread and rolling our eyes so hard it hurts.

Eh plenty aren’t, you just don’t meet them because they don’t bother trying to bond with people.

aromantic asexual noble and inert